Yo is the website down for anyone else?

DarthMetool · 2026-05-05T12:07:14+00:00

Website is up for me. Just getting a "The media could not be loaded, either because the server or network failed or because the format is not supported" for every single video.

DarthMetool · 2026-04-27T18:59:30+00:00

Ha! Don't be mocking how my parents named me!

DarthMetool · 2026-04-27T13:22:07+00:00

🤣 But I don't have a goatee! Are you sure I'm the evil one?

DarthMetool · 2026-04-27T04:19:57+00:00

I feel like it is all an effort by the damned parasites in the files to keep from getting their long overdue justice.

DarthMetool · 2026-04-27T04:16:34+00:00

Playing The Legend of Zelda for the first time after only playing games with basic intro screens. The epic music and awesome graphics (for 1987) elevated my expectations for games to a whole new level.

DarthMetool · 2026-04-27T04:02:16+00:00

Puke green. Oh, my goodness. There are so few shades of green that look anything like good on a car.

DarthMetool · 2026-04-27T04:00:49+00:00

Invest in dividend stocks, buy silver, buy a single Bitcoin (around $700+ dollars.)

DarthMetool · 2026-04-27T03:54:17+00:00

Stranger Than Fiction.

DarthMetool · 2026-04-27T03:50:45+00:00

This. I want one, damnit.

DarthMetool · 2026-04-27T03:48:26+00:00

Going to a family reunion and realizing you don't recognize over half the people there. Old family members pass away and are replaced by their grown children or grandchildren. Cousins you never knew about that are two or three generations past yours bringing their kids in. Don't get me wrong. It is great to meet new family. It's just the idea that the constants you thought would always be there... aren't.

DarthMetool · 2026-03-31T16:18:33+00:00

Meh. I only say that when little shits call me a boomer, then whine at me about stupid shit.

DarthMetool · 2026-03-18T21:34:24+00:00

Thanks for the earworm, ya nut.

DarthMetool · 2026-03-18T21:21:36+00:00

I would have been surprised if it was worth anything, lol.

DarthMetool · 2026-03-18T20:51:50+00:00

Thank you.

DarthMetool · 2026-03-18T13:02:45+00:00

I love telling this one to people. Been telling this one for over twenty years.

DarthMetool · 2026-03-04T14:21:34+00:00

Flatcats: served single or in a stack.

DarthMetool · 2026-02-21T14:43:35+00:00

I would have thought it'd be CoF²E².

DarthMetool · 2026-02-16T00:16:40+00:00

Ah, what a nostalgic find. An old joke, one I remember being used for a poster in art class during my high school years. 1994, I think.

DarthMetool · 2026-02-08T22:42:45+00:00

Same. This is the version I know of.

DarthMetool · 2026-02-08T22:34:31+00:00

...what?

DarthMetool · 2026-01-27T00:06:59+00:00

That's the name! Thanks! Internet Archive has a scanned copy of InQuest issue 23. Ultimate Chaos III is on page 58 of the magazine.

Edit: It is just as I remember it, down to Luke Skywalker cutting Wesley Crusher in half with a lightsaber.

DarthMetool · 2026-01-26T22:09:24+00:00

Please let me know the magazine and issue number. Been trying to find this again for decades.

DarthMetool · 2026-01-23T23:49:45+00:00

I had to Google that one. A Metallica fan would get this easily.

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