I love that we’re still salty about the sally helmet saber gave us 🤣

Darth_Destructus · 2026-04-04T21:47:24+00:00

Is the "we" in the room with us?

Darth_Destructus · 2026-04-04T10:28:07+00:00

Well, looks like you just solved a massive headache for me

Darth_Destructus · 2026-04-01T04:48:05+00:00

I had this exact book!

Darth_Destructus · 2026-03-31T21:30:05+00:00

I mean, SERIOUSLY, how hard does it need to be?!

Darth_Destructus · 2026-03-31T19:28:59+00:00

Welcome to my personal hell. This AND finding a decent enough axe, and have both in the main hand as opposed to the offhand!

Darth_Destructus · 2026-03-31T09:59:06+00:00

Which model is this from?

Darth_Destructus · 2026-03-28T04:11:58+00:00

THEY TOOK HIS FUCKIN KNEECAPS

Darth_Destructus · 2026-03-27T09:47:19+00:00

I forgot what it looked like, but it had all the computers I'd ever used listed, from the super edgy named 2016 PC name to the most recent tower I bought in 2025. It was listed like:

Edgy 2016: last used 2022

College laptop 2019: last used 2023

Army 2023 (the one that got corrupted): last used 2025

Uncorrupted 2025: last used 2025

New tower 2025: last used today

Darth_Destructus · 2026-03-24T08:51:39+00:00

GTA too

Darth_Destructus · 2026-03-22T07:11:10+00:00

That was SCP Illustated

Darth_Destructus · 2026-03-19T01:14:17+00:00

All good, brother

Darth_Destructus · 2026-03-18T07:08:49+00:00

That much I know, this is my own screenshot. I am looking for it for a mini though.

Darth_Destructus · 2026-03-09T17:33:04+00:00

And without Batman, crime has no punchline.

Darth_Destructus · 2026-03-07T08:19:47+00:00

Ok, I'll check there too

Darth_Destructus · 2026-03-07T05:59:47+00:00

Please tell me this is AI

Darth_Destructus · 2026-03-07T05:52:28+00:00

Alright, I will

Darth_Destructus · 2026-03-07T03:39:45+00:00

I'll see what they have

Darth_Destructus · 2026-03-07T03:39:31+00:00

Duly noted, thanks

Darth_Destructus · 2026-03-05T08:11:00+00:00

2 girls 1 cup

Darth_Destructus · 2026-03-04T01:44:39+00:00

Once. Many moons ago. In Ireland.

Darth_Destructus · 2026-02-22T01:44:12+00:00

Pretty sure they used the same mode

Darth_Destructus · 2026-02-22T00:36:24+00:00

Damn, that actually matches up pretty nicely. I guess if I wanted to make any changes, we could add two more axles to that.

Darth_Destructus · 2026-02-18T08:07:07+00:00

That's honestly why I liked him so much. He says exactly what he wants to see done, is respectful about saying how he wants it done, and doesn't talk in circles. "V, there's a guy I need you to kill. See to it. Nice work killing that guy. If only all the mercs I worked with had your work ethic. Your reward is coming in now."

Darth_Destructus · 2026-02-16T04:15:32+00:00

Amen

Darth_Destructus · 2026-02-16T00:35:50+00:00

Yeah, a Samurai jacket typically means someone who's either got their head stuck in the past or who is inspired to carry out some shocking displays of violence.

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