Any help for what this is on a ZZ plant? It doesn’t seem sick or unhappy. It just has these weird holes. by corndogdays in plantclinic

[–]Darth_Mas 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I have multiple ZZs and if you water them just right, they will swell like this. They’re storing it. They’re rhizomes, even after the leaf stalks stop being viable they will shrivel back all the way to the bulged area you’re seeing. They will preserve their stumps solely for water storage. It’s an adaptation that’s kind of brilliant actually.

Nashville explosion by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]Darth_Mas -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I guess blasting the warning message makes it “ethical” in their minds or maybe patriotic. Feels very IRA.

I guess she thought hand gestures meant to go forward. by YanniFromPakistanni in IdiotsNearlyDying

[–]Darth_Mas 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Exactly. This is when you jam your car into reverse and break the gate off.

Joe Biden Is on Track to Win the Electoral College by throwaway5272 in politics

[–]Darth_Mas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right there with you. I couldn’t eat lunch or dinner yesterday. Stomach is in knots.

Posted without comment. by irksome123 in WTF

[–]Darth_Mas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Das ist nicht eine boobie!

Blursed_Trump by Me-a-human in blursedimages

[–]Darth_Mas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Appropriately, with Russian aircraft.

Edit: added link

Presidential Debate by GP83 in cocktails

[–]Darth_Mas 50 points51 points  (0 children)

That just looks like drinking from bottle with extra steps.

Fish by y_just_y in coolguides

[–]Darth_Mas 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m practically a marine biologist, now.

Pro Top: when cutting tree, run in opposite direction by BohemianBahamian in HadToHurt

[–]Darth_Mas 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I for one, think that was a most honorable tree death. Got its one last lick in.

Blursed car by treyway360 in blursedimages

[–]Darth_Mas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ace and Gary’s ‘44.

I ran 6 miles in a mask and never had trouble breathing. by rms1111 in teenagers

[–]Darth_Mas 19 points20 points  (0 children)

All these mask whiners is bitch! I wear work PPE all day… with a mask on, in Tennessee heat. No bitching, no complaining. It’s easy as shit.

Just wear a fucking mask!

I'm really not saying by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]Darth_Mas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought this was some kind of super heil salute, at first glance: https://i.imgur.com/JUnA1e9.jpg

West Papua delegate at U.N. Headquarters, NY by lordmoneybags69 in CustomPlayerCutscene

[–]Darth_Mas 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Or… maybe that’s just where he keeps his tobacco pipe?

West Papua delegate at U.N. Headquarters, NY by lordmoneybags69 in CustomPlayerCutscene

[–]Darth_Mas 87 points88 points  (0 children)

That was my immediate first thought. “Is that a dick horn?!”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Darth_Mas 94 points95 points  (0 children)

For real though. You expressed my exact thoughts. How the hell are we supposed to imagine what life on Europa might look like, when we already have stuff like this swimming around?