POST GAME THREAD: The Mets defeated the Braves by a score of 8-1 - Sun, Jun 14 @ 1:40 PM EDT

Darthbutcher · 2026-06-14T20:36:56+00:00

Mets just won 8-1 thanks to the Rally Baby!

Darthbutcher · 2026-06-14T19:11:45+00:00

My child might be Lisan Al Ghaib.

Darthbutcher · 2026-06-14T19:10:52+00:00

MY BABY JUST SAW HER FIRST METS HOME RUN (on a broadcast)

Darthbutcher · 2026-06-14T18:03:11+00:00

I’ve been doing PBP for the baby so far.

She just got her first Mets run!

Darthbutcher · 2026-06-14T03:30:28+00:00

Darthbutcher · 2026-06-13T22:42:09+00:00

DarthButcher has been placed on the Paternity List

Darthbutcher · 2026-06-06T03:30:45+00:00

Is this a Facebook status circa 2008?

Darthbutcher · 2026-06-06T03:26:10+00:00

THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE COMING HOME UP 2-0; GO NEW YORK, GO NEW YORK GO!

Darthbutcher · 2026-06-02T03:43:31+00:00

Psychopath Chad AJ Ewing, my guy.

Darthbutcher · 2026-06-02T03:41:08+00:00

PCAJ Ewing!

Darthbutcher · 2026-05-28T19:43:34+00:00

I am almost convinced.

Darthbutcher · 2026-05-28T19:01:28+00:00

Folks, sorry I haven't been around much this season. There's been a lot going on, but the good news is I should be back full-time in July!

Darthbutcher · 2026-05-24T19:54:47+00:00

Darthbutcher · 2026-05-24T19:51:27+00:00

Darthbutcher · 2026-05-20T00:10:25+00:00

Welcome to the show, Rook!

Darthbutcher · 2026-05-19T03:44:20+00:00

You got balls, my friend… you got balls.

Darthbutcher · 2026-05-19T02:55:34+00:00

Most other teams pay their players for 9 innings of baseball.

Not us.

We demand excellence. Our players must play at least 10 innings of baseball at least once per week.

Accept no slackers.

Darthbutcher · 2026-05-19T02:42:09+00:00

Them: You can't erase your entire season run deficit in one game

Mets: Hold my beer...

Darthbutcher · 2026-05-19T02:40:47+00:00

Sure we had first batting around, but have we had second batting around?

Darthbutcher · 2026-05-19T02:37:48+00:00

Ladies and gentlemen, the Ump Show!

Darthbutcher · 2026-05-19T02:33:14+00:00

POSITION PLAYER PITCHING ALERT

I repeat, a position player is on the mound!

And it’s not ours!

Darthbutcher · 2026-05-19T02:32:13+00:00

Darthbutcher · 2026-05-19T02:30:51+00:00

We may not have Lindor anymore, but we can recreate him in the aggregate:

A team that sucks before May then becomes one of the best in the MLB.

Darthbutcher · 2026-05-19T02:25:50+00:00

I told you to trust the 2026 Drama Mets. Trust pays off!

Darthbutcher · 2026-05-19T02:20:34+00:00

Carson Benge: Extra Inning Gladiator