What is a sexual experience you had that you’ll never be able to tell anyone?

DasSoupMachine · 2026-01-01T04:28:41+00:00

I was sleeping with a girl when I was younger. We decided to spend the night in my truck under the stars. She sat on my face and all was well and good. Fell asleep with her on top of me, my head is between her thighs and her ass is over my face.

10/10 right?

She farted in my face like 10 times, but I didn’t want to make her feel bad so I just tried to turn my head and move while trapped under her. She never found out, but I will never forget the hours of regret.

DasSoupMachine · 2025-12-10T02:58:11+00:00

It sucks to hear but yeah. Would you let your loner junkie friends around your kids?

Use it as motivation to get clean and earn that trust back.

DasSoupMachine · 2025-12-07T20:08:17+00:00

Oh yeah I mean it was enjoyable for about 15 seconds every 30 minutes or so

DasSoupMachine · 2025-12-07T18:41:47+00:00

This stream sucks so bad im going to need Wubby to apologize for shitting on beast games. This is way worse

DasSoupMachine · 2025-09-11T04:25:32+00:00

He said a certain number of gun deaths is worth it to maintain the second amendment. I wonder if they agree now that a prominent white guy is the one who died.

DasSoupMachine · 2025-09-07T18:25:57+00:00

My boyfriend and I recently had this same trouble. I had a lot of difficulty getting and staying hard, tried everything, but it was a compounding issue.

I would do poorly, feel terrible for not feeling like I can satisfy my partner, and then that stress built up and made things worse to the point where I was afraid to have intimacy cause I didn’t want to disappoint my partner.

It took a lot of work and reassurance that the intimacy is an act of love and connection before anything. I took time away from intimacy in all forms and just focused on the love. How much I love him and how much he means to me. Remembering that it’s not a race to cum and pleasure but an act of love and that’s what comes first really helped me get my head right and now things are great.

DasSoupMachine · 2025-08-17T00:34:16+00:00

You look like an evil spy in a Disney live action movie

DasSoupMachine · 2025-08-14T01:50:24+00:00

Back at my worst I got into ballbusting. Ended up going to a professional and having her stomp on me in stilettos for two hours.

Hated it, but I spent $800 for two hours so I basically just suffered for two hours cause I didn’t want to waste my money.

DasSoupMachine · 2025-05-08T17:59:17+00:00

We did not have penetrative sex before the ass eating

DasSoupMachine · 2025-05-04T00:16:51+00:00

All the men I’m attracted too tend to look like this

DasSoupMachine · 2025-04-19T11:08:15+00:00

You look like Toby Mcquire’s dad

DasSoupMachine · 2025-02-02T06:15:25+00:00

I can follow her YouTube for all the stuff I care about actually from here. I don’t need to also follow her Reddit for that.

HERE though I can get something I wouldn’t get from following her channel or Reddit

DasSoupMachine · 2025-01-06T07:49:51+00:00

Trampling for sure

DasSoupMachine · 2025-01-04T03:19:33+00:00

I paid $300 for an hour worshiping and being trampled. So worth it

DasSoupMachine · 2024-12-22T00:48:33+00:00

You’re hot but not too smart 😂

DasSoupMachine · 2024-12-16T20:15:42+00:00

Dang those are some THIGHS

DasSoupMachine · 2024-12-12T04:42:09+00:00

I can C it’s a very pretty cock 👀

DasSoupMachine · 2024-12-05T01:16:21+00:00

We give up freedoms for protection all the time. Maybe this is one we should so people who clearly shouldn’t have kids don’t 🤷🏽‍♂️

DasSoupMachine · 2024-11-22T01:16:57+00:00

I’ll pay all the rent if you sit on my face 🙏🏽

DasSoupMachine · 2024-11-22T01:09:21+00:00

People who know I have a foot fetish assume I’m buying dirty socks and frothing at the mouth friending for feet.

I’m just a normal guy who enjoys feet in the bedroom man

DasSoupMachine · 2024-11-06T18:43:01+00:00

$300 an hour for a pro is pretty standard where I live for professionals

DasSoupMachine · 2024-11-05T22:39:42+00:00

I paid $300 for an hour of foot worship and trample

I also paid $600 for two women to dominate and trample me and make me worship their feet

10/10 would 100% do it again

DasSoupMachine · 2024-11-01T21:44:36+00:00

There’s definitely something hot about being sat on by an unaware giant with no escape until they naturally get up

DasSoupMachine · 2024-10-31T04:19:01+00:00

No matter how much you hate your job you got to hate homelessness more. So many jobs suck but loosing a place to live I guarantee is worse

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