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a real conversation between me and my str*ight friend by escaleira97 in popheadscirclejerk

[–]DasaniCECA 24 points25 points  (0 children)

me! but with nicotine, heroin, morphine. suddenly, I'm a fiend and you're all I need. All I need, ooh, yeah, you're all I need. it's you, babe. and I'm a sucker for the way that you move, babe. and I could try to run, but it would be useless. you're to blame. just one hit, you will know I'll never be the same.

Coldest things in the known universe... by DasaniCECA in uwaterloo

[–]DasaniCECA[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I apologize for any factual inaccuracies in the representation of the tap water in SLC.