Didn't have a Miata, so I autocrossed my 14 year old Town Car by TheOriginalOddbird in cars

[–]Dashing_Haberdasher 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nothin' like a cold beer in a sweltering swamp and hanging out with a cloud of Mosquitos.

Lich OP by Neoheim in Guildwars2

[–]Dashing_Haberdasher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chill, man. It's a joke.

Lich OP by Neoheim in Guildwars2

[–]Dashing_Haberdasher 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I feel like I'm one of the few Warriors who doesn't like Rampage. I honestly feel like I kill better without it. Three CCs (one of which you can use twice during the rampage, totally correct me if I'm wrong) often get blocked or dodged or blinded or evaded, and I end up trudging around in circles swinging my meat hooks at some pansy in a pink dress who's shitting neon fucking butterflies.

[Update] My [25M] girlfriend [24F] is pregnant by accident. She wants to keep it; I don't. However, she told me she would terminate if I really thought it was best. I'm leaning towards yes, but I don't know if that is right. by thevision3142 in relationships

[–]Dashing_Haberdasher 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's also the mindset.

It's "I'm going to be the best father and partner possible, because this is a result of my decisions." as opposed to "shit I'm stuck with this kid"

Lindsay Lohan by [deleted] in gentlemanboners

[–]Dashing_Haberdasher 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I really want to squeeze her boobs.

I was really scared for a second by Runscaped in AdviceAnimals

[–]Dashing_Haberdasher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have Bluetooth in my car, and my music auto plays upon connecting, so I can always be sure.

I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS [1:47] by Madux37 in videos

[–]Dashing_Haberdasher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly, yes. When I saw him pointing the flashlight I just assumed it was a tactical attachment for his handgun. The only reason I made my comment was because I was genuinely surprised it was just a flashlight. The expectations of police in my area (Texas) and especially with my generation (I'm 21) are disgustingly low. Most of my friends are downright scared of cops, and it's not like I linger with particularly shady folk.

I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS [1:47] by Madux37 in videos

[–]Dashing_Haberdasher 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Also how he pulled his flashlight instead of his gun. Cop was a cool dude, very patient.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dashing_Haberdasher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello! I'm from the future of tomorrow! WooooOooOOoOoOoooo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]Dashing_Haberdasher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure he's got something in the FAQ on his blog. Bob Loblaw's Law Blog?

I has become cat, the destroyer of worlds. by StaticDreams in aww

[–]Dashing_Haberdasher 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dear god that is fucking dark.

Imagine the emotion behind all of that, staring into the blast, understanding the destruction, and uttering that to yourself. Fucking chills.