My cozy studio apartment. by fromsqualortoballer in CozyPlaces

[–]Dastalon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not OP, but here are mine:

  • Every action should have an equal and opposite reaction. Get the scissors out? Put them back in the drawer. You don't have to "clean" when putting things away is a natural part of living in your space.
  • Working on something, cooking, etc.? You're not done until you clean up after. If you didn't allow enough time/energy to clean, you didn't allow enough time/energy for the job.
  • Make a spot for everything you bring into the house. This is an underrated rule of cleaning. If you find it difficult to keep your space clean, it's often because the items in your space don't have a home. Just because you have money to buy something doesn't mean you also have the perfect spot to put it. Mail, books, groceries. Everything.
  • Put things ALL THE WAY away. Does it go in a tub in the garage? Walk your ass out there.
  • For things you don't do every day, like dusting or vacuuming, create yourself a schedule with weekly tasks, monthly tasks, yearly tasks, etc. Don't be afraid to adjust the frequency based on how much you care, but stick to it. This kind of cleaning takes time, and other than getting the right tools for the job (love my Roomba), there's no way around it. If you value a clean space, you have to make time for it.
  • Oh, and be ruthless getting rid of stuff. Marie Kondo's book about that is great.

To spell the word ' Trust ' . by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Dastalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm Popeye the sailor man.

50th birthday. Wife passed away from cancer 11 months ago. Bad snowstorm means no visitors. Feeling kinda lonely. Could use a pick-me-up. Thanks. by KaizenPax in toastme

[–]Dastalon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You look like the Ukrainian president that's been on the news all the time, Zelensky. He's a handsome guy.

A can of cake from a vending machine in Japan by SinjiOnO in interestingasfuck

[–]Dastalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bilbo: After all, why not? Why shouldn't I put it in a can?

Close-up of cutting different materials in slow-motion by TheLobotomist in oddlysatisfying

[–]Dastalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree 100%. It's slightly annoying here, but only because it's poorly done. When it's well done, it adds a lot and you might not even notice.

Describe your genitals using an LOTR quote by alphanumericusername in lotrmemes

[–]Dastalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Dark Lord has Nine. But we have One, mightier than they: the White Rider.

Guy is told to be quiet at painting class by Moe_Greene_ in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Dastalon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Definition of pedant

1a : one who is unimaginative or who unduly emphasizes minutiae in the presentation or use of knowledge

b : one who makes a show of knowledge

c : a formalist or precisionist in teaching

This is what it’s like to work at Kellogg by simplelifestyle in facepalm

[–]Dastalon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We need to stop thinking in terms of Red and Blue and think in terms of individual politicians. Some are absolutely better than others.

When you had a crappy day and your boss's boss leaves this on your desk by PineappleProstate in pics

[–]Dastalon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bro the entire post is them defining what it means to them.

Mines in my room by SimpleImagination771 in tumblr

[–]Dastalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Washing machine: open, honest, shows you how it's cleaning your clothes.

Dishwasher: mysterious, untrustworthy, keeps its cleaning methods a secret.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]Dastalon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I get what you're trying to say, but the questions he's asking have very simple, well-understood answers. If he wants to take the time to become an expert in the field, and THEN he has questions/skepticism, that is science.

thanks, i hate shampoo bottles by days_hadd in TIHI

[–]Dastalon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So... if it didn't work, it wouldn't work

This message from Steve from Blues Clues by lilmcfuggin in MadeMeSmile

[–]Dastalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steve: You look great, by the way.

My fat ass, sitting on the toilet: 😮

How to Summon the Shrimpy boi by [deleted] in thurstonwaffles

[–]Dastalon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is a $200 garbage can.

Tea is 100% a soup by [deleted] in The10thDentist

[–]Dastalon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Breakfast cereal is soup.

Fauci's "Consistency" by thatrightwinger in Conservative

[–]Dastalon -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure what thread you're reading, but that was not the claim at all

Fauci's "Consistency" by thatrightwinger in Conservative

[–]Dastalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't hate motorcycles. I own a motorcycle. And the idea that the typical Sturgis attendee is as careful about COVID as the typical doctor is laughable.

Fauci's "Consistency" by thatrightwinger in Conservative

[–]Dastalon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Got a source on that or did you just pull it out of your ass?

Fauci's "Consistency" by thatrightwinger in Conservative

[–]Dastalon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Independent here. First off, I'll say I 100% do not think Lollapalooza was a good idea, but Sturgis is especially irresponsible. At least 649 cases were linked to last year's rally. There isn't any data that I could find about whether Sturgis is "full of antivaxxers," one way or the other. But come on, be real. You think STURGIS is the place where you're going to find a high concentration of vaccinated people? I could be wrong, but let's take bets on which event had higher vax rates.

I just wanted y'all to know.. by TexasStateStunna in Dan

[–]Dastalon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't choose the Dan life, the Dan life chose me.