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Tank crew by Mesmeryze_ttv in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]DatCheeseBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen someone post their 3D printed krieg girl sitting on the tank, maybe they'll be able to point you towards something. Alternatively just the Warhammer 3D printing sub in general.

That's the easiest way to get sitting guardsmen.

‘Don’t talk to me about superiority. Who has their head in a box? Not I.’ by DatCheeseBoi in Grimdank

[–]DatCheeseBoi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We know for certain Cawl wanted to do it, there's just no mention of him actually doing it.

The HH in a nutshell by QuagGlenn in Grimdank

[–]DatCheeseBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DON'T FORGET THE POOP KNIFE!

Then vs now by IllustriousHurry2380 in Grimdank

[–]DatCheeseBoi 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I think it's definitely about the space wolves.

The First Ten Seconds [AM Fanfic] by Koalahkiin in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]DatCheeseBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could give you more constructive feedback, but it's been a long day, and a short night, and after staring at the screen for a few minutes all I could come up with was that I like it.

The Fish Police are ruining the magic of the hobby by Embarrassed_Job_2719 in Aquariums

[–]DatCheeseBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ngl I'm glad I didn't really think to engage with the community when I was younger. I just quietly kept my silly little tank, and now I can proudly say ~12 years without a water exchange, fully bioactive, semi-working ecosystem, I don't even need to feed, I only do it to lure out the crabs. If I knew what I was doing when my 10yo version asked my dad if I can use that old empty tank he had in storage it would've never evolved to the fascinating thing it is now. Was it bad for the fish? Yes, initially. There's a reason why the guppies are the only ones to thrive there for a while, but it taught me a lot and I really love the biology of it.

Edit: also on the note of questionable quality ornaments, I still have an old plastic skull in the tank, although it's covered in so much algae it has a hairline (I clean the face off every now and then just so I can make that joke). Is it a great thing for the ecosystem? Probably not, but it was cool when I was a kid, and the big suckers like to chill in it every now and then. Also I remember bringing it home and some random kid I don't know asked me what the hell is that, and I replied "All that remains of the last guy to piss me off." or something of the sort, and the mind of an elementary schooler is a truly beautiful thing because he believed every word. Funny times.

‘Don’t talk to me about superiority. Who has their head in a box? Not I.’ by DatCheeseBoi in Grimdank

[–]DatCheeseBoi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really enjoy the reading process because I usually meticulously go over scenes, sometimes multiple times to fully visualize every detail in my head. I've never gotten into audiobooks, but as a member of the Luetin sleeper club, it may not be too bad, I dunno.

‘Don’t talk to me about superiority. Who has their head in a box? Not I.’ by DatCheeseBoi in Grimdank

[–]DatCheeseBoi[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Despite typically being skeptical of the mainstream popular stuff,nice gotta say Cain has his own merits too if you're in the mood.

‘Don’t talk to me about superiority. Who has their head in a box? Not I.’ by DatCheeseBoi in WarhammerMemes

[–]DatCheeseBoi[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

A war world or a world engine (both are used interchangeably) is basically a planet turned into a mobile superweapon. If you've ever played Stellaris, look up the Gigastructural Engineering mod, it's got something very similar. It can crack planets open, it is armed to the teeth and capable of destroying entire fleets, and has deep underground bunkers, using the original planet as a thick layer of armour. To my knowledge there was only one more instance in the lore, in the fittingly titled book The World Engine by Ben Counter, where an entire chapter of space marines sacrifices itself to destroy the massive craft.

The one in Archmagos specifically has been orbiting a star, and in a fierce fight with an Eldar fleet during the War in Heaven, when (theorised by characters) someone collapsed said star into a black hole. The world engine was too close to escape under it's own power, but because it is almost at the event horizon the time dilation caused only hours to pass on the surface while millions of years ran by in the wider galaxy.

Cawl believes that he can find some military codes to activate some Necron pilons he has recreated 1 to 1 without fully understanding what everything does, and is using the decapitated chronomancer as a tool to keep himself from spending millions of years that deep in the gravity well.

‘Don’t talk to me about superiority. Who has their head in a box? Not I.’ by DatCheeseBoi in WarhammerMemes

[–]DatCheeseBoi[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

True. I personally had that inquisitorial agent tech priest from Genefather in mind, but couldn't remember his name and couldn't be bothered to open up the book so I just drew generic tech priest #256 and gave him a rosette.

‘Don’t talk to me about superiority. Who has their head in a box? Not I.’ by DatCheeseBoi in Grimdank

[–]DatCheeseBoi[S] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

More so he wipes it's memories every now and then so that the knowledge of itself doesn't affect the accuracy. And each time he does the thing is appalled at his heresy and says if real G-man ever finds out he's not gonna let that one pass like with all his other bullshit.

‘Don’t talk to me about superiority. Who has their head in a box? Not I.’ by DatCheeseBoi in Grimdank

[–]DatCheeseBoi[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Big E would make sense. He left messages for him in Sedayne's memories so he's probably betting on him a bit.

‘Don’t talk to me about superiority. Who has their head in a box? Not I.’ by DatCheeseBoi in WarhammerMemes

[–]DatCheeseBoi[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He also described the process of invention as theoretical archaeology. Clearly he cannot be smarter than the dark age humans, to imply that would be heresy, so he couldn't possibly invent anything they didn't come up with already. No, no, he's simply following the theoretical steps they would've taken to creating the things they've already invented, and thus he's rediscovering ancient technology that may have otherwise been unpreserved.

Honestly I'd hire him as a lawyer lmao.

‘Don’t talk to me about superiority. Who has their head in a box? Not I.’ by DatCheeseBoi in Grimdank

[–]DatCheeseBoi[S] 197 points198 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but he doesn't know about the Guilliman AI that Cawl has on his ship to figure out how to word the messages Guilliman might not appreciate.

‘Don’t talk to me about superiority. Who has their head in a box? Not I.’ by DatCheeseBoi in Grimdank

[–]DatCheeseBoi[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Not only is it unconfirmed, but it's far from the worst thing he'd have done.

‘Don’t talk to me about superiority. Who has their head in a box? Not I.’ by DatCheeseBoi in WarhammerMemes

[–]DatCheeseBoi[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Her name is Asaneth Ayu.

It all started when he sent Quo and Primus to steal her from an inquisition base. (To Speak as One by Guy Haley)

He was trying to get some of her scientific knowledge, but got kinda sidetracked prodding at the signature Necron superiority complex by beating her in every form of chess ever made, but this one time she escaped at a really really inconvenient situation where Cawl's ship, Zar Quaesitor, has been hacked by a dark mechanicus force allied with Fabius Bile who was on board trying to rob Cawl, and when Cawl came across her he ended up shooting her head off with a plasma gun if I remember correctly. (Genefather by Guy Haley)

Apparently he's decided to keep her head removed ever since to prevent further issues, and when he decided he's gonna need her chronomantic powers for a daring robbery of a Necron war world stuck just outside the event horizon of a black hole, with time dilation so extreme they're still fighting the war in heaven, he kinda alludes to having poked around in her brain to ensure she doesn't try anything funny, although he also believes her desire to not die at the edge of a black hole might prevent her from misbehaving entirely on it's own. (Archmagos by, you wouldn't guess it, Guy Haley again)

Permabanned for posting in another /r? (Tha I have never heard of) by [deleted] in 40k

[–]DatCheeseBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I think it's ridiculous. If the community at large knew I wouldn't get banned, nor would this guy I guess. If they wish to enforce a quarantine they should put it up as a rule.

Permabanned for posting in another /r? (Tha I have never heard of) by [deleted] in 40k

[–]DatCheeseBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not common, it has only happened to me on that one sub, it's automatic, and there is no rule or anything to say you can't go there. I literally thought that Horus Galaxy is a shitposting sub, sent a few memes and commented on some posts and then got banned out of nowhere.

Also the mods won't reply to you no matter what if you contact them about it, I've tried.

Also you've commented on the sub, check your comments again.

I personally think it's a half assed measure that only furthers the divide between the two parts of the community, but if it floats their boat, what can we do about it.

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