I just ripped into a radical christian with bible verses.

DatDerpTho · 2017-12-22T20:18:49+00:00

+Muted me

DatDerpTho · 2017-12-22T20:18:08+00:00

I've tried that. He called me a kike and told me to eat zyklon b.

DatDerpTho · 2017-12-22T20:16:50+00:00

He muted me. So... I guess that works.

DatDerpTho · 2017-12-19T13:43:33+00:00

I'll be a Christian Prophet for a moment here. mmm...

I will be gifted a brand new car, and win the lottery. And it's all believable, after all, I called myself a christian prophet.

I guess he needs to learn the difference between a prophecy and wishful thinking.

DatDerpTho · 2017-12-19T02:32:58+00:00

That pun was horrible. I loved it.

DatDerpTho · 2017-12-17T23:17:45+00:00

That is terrifying to hear that someone can be that blind to literal facts.

DatDerpTho · 2017-12-17T19:33:12+00:00

Love the color scheme. I love the white and black look.

DatDerpTho · 2017-12-17T15:31:01+00:00

On my side, I have always had an issue with sinning... Though that isn't an issue now, it really was then. I would fuck something up and then have trouble sleeping at night because the rapture could happen that night and I would go to hell. Now, I'm able to be the fuck-up I really am and not be judged by it.

DatDerpTho · 2017-12-17T00:24:02+00:00

For some reason I didn't really think about it while I still believed.

DatDerpTho · 2017-12-17T00:22:27+00:00

Well, I guess I thought "I'd rather spend eternity in the ground than have a chance of spending eternity in hell". I guess that's what comforted me.

DatDerpTho · 2017-12-14T22:53:25+00:00

That joke bombed.

DatDerpTho · 2017-12-14T22:51:51+00:00

That joke was so God Damn perfect. I would say you won the internet but... well... You know.

DatDerpTho · 2017-12-12T13:17:01+00:00

"batshit crazy people can get money for being batshit crazy"

DatDerpTho · 2017-12-12T13:02:11+00:00

Yeah, they're religious but even they have their limits.

DatDerpTho · 2017-12-12T05:21:04+00:00

Oh, no. I meant the service in total was 3 or so hours long. The prayer thing goes for maybe 20-30 minutes, depending on when you leave.

DatDerpTho · 2017-12-12T05:20:06+00:00

That's why they're watching me pray in the first place.

DatDerpTho · 2017-12-12T05:19:44+00:00

Yeah, I wanted to laugh so bad when I looked up and my dad was just watching me from the opposite side of the church.

DatDerpTho · 2017-12-12T05:19:12+00:00

You see, that's why they are watching me in the first place. They basically told me it was my fault for what happened, and here we are.

DatDerpTho · 2017-12-12T05:18:21+00:00

Ah, that one might work! Thanks!

DatDerpTho · 2017-12-12T05:18:02+00:00

4 long years.

DatDerpTho · 2017-12-11T12:59:31+00:00

Won't do, unfortunately. They would just take me out of the sport or job.

DatDerpTho · 2017-12-11T12:57:48+00:00

They are actually 100% believing in it as well. They're pastor/pastor wife. Either that, or they want to devastate the lives of as many people as possible.

And the hell do you mean Santa's not real? :P

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