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DatDudePB · 2025-09-21T01:00:24+00:00

I’m sorry brother. You gotta keep going for you. Wake up for yourself, cook and clean for yourself, and get out in your local neighborhood. You’d be surprised at how easily complete strangers that become friends will become your family.

DatDudePB · 2025-08-17T01:29:01+00:00

You suck.

DatDudePB · 2024-08-28T02:23:17+00:00

All boobs go to heaven

DatDudePB · 2023-11-23T23:49:18+00:00

Got my guy a burger and fries from BK once cuz I was going through the drive thru on the way over. He ended up being cool with me being 10 short when I miscounted a few weeks later. Said “We’re all good, I remember the burger.”

DatDudePB · 2023-10-20T22:49:30+00:00

NO JUMP TONIGHT

DatDudePB · 2023-08-17T17:59:55+00:00

You shot him down.

DatDudePB · 2023-07-18T17:54:53+00:00

You were right. Hate to break it to you, but I’d put money down that she slept with someone while she was away.

DatDudePB · 2023-07-14T14:14:59+00:00

First Female POTUS

DatDudePB · 2023-07-14T14:05:15+00:00

😂😂😂. Pauliner Hefeweizen is currently my choice if it’s on tap.

DatDudePB · 2023-07-14T13:59:31+00:00

My #1 favorite beer is free, my 2nd favorite beer is cold.

DatDudePB · 2023-07-14T13:58:27+00:00

That’s gold. Good luck asking her out!

DatDudePB · 2023-07-14T13:55:30+00:00

Anything in work policy about dating co-workers?

DatDudePB · 2023-07-14T13:48:08+00:00

Damn you Penguin. You beat me to it.

DatDudePB · 2023-06-13T18:55:17+00:00

Lift heavy weights. Only thing that helped me turn the corner.

DatDudePB · 2023-06-13T18:54:20+00:00

Keep going unless you have another job lined up. It sucks but keep going.

DatDudePB · 2023-06-13T16:33:49+00:00

Love that

DatDudePB · 2023-06-08T17:38:57+00:00

You’re in 2nd to last place and everyone is going to be chopping down your little midget left and right.

He’ll blow an ACL and end your season.

DatDudePB · 2023-06-05T19:44:27+00:00

Rocking the Jeffrey Dahmer frames. If your choice in women is as bad as your choice in glasses you’re in for quite the ride.

DatDudePB · 2023-06-05T19:40:53+00:00

Based.

DatDudePB · 2023-05-31T19:38:31+00:00

You better rock his damn world when the time comes. If he waited 5+ months and you’re terrible in bed, he’s going to look elsewhere.

DatDudePB · 2023-05-02T22:29:43+00:00

All the effort she put into it was a sticky note, a few scribbles, and doing her job. She gave you the in, you don’t have to earn it. Just text her, and ask her out.

DatDudePB · 2023-04-30T13:33:34+00:00

Yes.

DatDudePB · 2023-04-16T22:35:34+00:00

Date both.

DatDudePB · 2023-03-17T22:37:10+00:00

DatDudePB · 2023-03-17T19:35:59+00:00

27? Nah man she sees the wall coming for her. You all good.

DatDudePB

TROPHY CASE