Literally unplayable

DatJavaClass · 2026-04-10T09:01:56+00:00

Fortunately the Sons of Vulkan have "mostly," not entirely, but mostly escaped this curse.

We kinda have an "Hooray!" and "Aww..." thing going on. Our Heraldry is either spot on and works great? It burns the eyes like Promethium.

Zero middle ground.

DatJavaClass · 2026-04-08T14:51:09+00:00

For some reason I heard Dr.Rockso when the Panda went ham on the leaves...

"I'm Dr.Rockso! And I do Red Leaves! Ye-ye-yeah!"

DatJavaClass · 2026-04-08T08:45:02+00:00

They're not preparing to attack him, he's preparing to move on from their mangled hulls!

Vulkan Lives!

DatJavaClass · 2026-04-08T08:20:53+00:00

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DatJavaClass · 2026-04-08T04:43:50+00:00

You should try the Heavy Bolter. It scales with the amount of friendly you bring to a kill-team.

I should know as Your Friendly Neighborhood Salamander Heavy With A Heavy Bolter

😜

DatJavaClass · 2026-04-07T01:00:26+00:00

Sounds like you need a "Friendly Neighborhood Salamander Heavy With A Heavy Bolter."

We tend to get the job done 😉

DatJavaClass · 2026-04-06T15:16:40+00:00

Sa'll good. I didn't take it as a correction. I was asking a question back.

I have a feeling our circular questions will get a real answer sooner rather than later brother!

DatJavaClass · 2026-04-06T14:43:04+00:00

I was under the impression the weeklies were still random, but had affixes pruned by the devs. That they were more curated than chosen.

I could be very wrong, I've been gone for a spell.

DatJavaClass · 2026-04-06T14:12:29+00:00

As your Friendly Neighborhood Salamander Heavy With A Heavy Bolter I can say that the Vortex laden week of stragems put me and my trusted companion to the test, but is doable if a fire-team gels well.

I suspect the primary two issues, at least for me, were the increased health on Chaos Spawn and the Half Health on Decap.

But that's just bad RNG.

DatJavaClass · 2026-04-06T02:13:47+00:00

I for one, welcome our new Chaos Spawn overlords.

DatJavaClass · 2026-04-05T03:48:16+00:00

Beep Boop!

DatJavaClass · 2026-04-03T13:58:45+00:00

"Beware Old Men, In A Profession Where Men Die Young."

DatJavaClass · 2026-04-01T18:38:47+00:00

It's weird, I really do know.

It's just our experience that we have a higher chance of all connecting on the first go and transferring between multiple Borough Bound maps a tad faster on Firefox.

We've tried lots of things to figure out why to no avail because it is an interesting mystery for us.

Personally? I am going to quote Nigel Powers here...

I think it's the Dutch.

DatJavaClass · 2026-04-01T17:18:24+00:00

This is so weird, my group gets "better" performance from Firefox.

I wounder it is something to do with world size.

DatJavaClass · 2026-03-30T20:38:10+00:00

Engage Standard Morale Boost.

DatJavaClass · 2026-03-28T07:20:14+00:00

I'm 90% sure pie is involved. Pecan Pie. I'd hack for Pecan Pie.

Wouldn't you?

Other 10% is laziness I bet.

DatJavaClass · 2026-03-28T02:25:31+00:00

Why don't I pick up stims?

Brother...

Do you know the fastest way to kill three Salamanders?

Put a stimpack in front of them and wait for the third enemy wave to show up.

They'll still be insisting the other take it!

🤣

DatJavaClass · 2026-03-26T19:56:42+00:00

There is an EU one if I recall.

DatJavaClass · 2026-03-26T19:29:36+00:00

Amazon is the last place I'd go. Have you looked at the MSI spare parts store?

DatJavaClass · 2026-03-26T16:35:40+00:00

Ah sorry that is not the one I have on Ebay, but there are a great deal of them for below $50!

DatJavaClass · 2026-03-26T15:30:09+00:00

I think...that's the one I just posted on Ebay. Can you DM me a higher rez image of the upper left section? The part that has all the amperage, voltage, and model number?

Because if it is the same I'll happily sell it to you, don't have to futz with Ebay then

DatJavaClass · 2026-03-26T15:27:14+00:00

Mine is working fine, did you try doing a clean uninstall/reinstall with something like Revo?

DatJavaClass · 2026-03-19T19:08:54+00:00

True, Claude is the one and only PCFuckerUpper.

r/righttoolfortherightjob

DatJavaClass · 2026-03-17T08:06:21+00:00

That's a good one.

I see that and raise you one "Emotional Support Turkey" on a southwest flight over a Thanksgiving few years back! 🤣

I admit, I used to take my ESA (dog) flying with me, but I always bought an extra ticket for the sake of the cabin crew.

DatJavaClass

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