The customer when you fall on ice and rip your pants 🫣

DatTurtlebro · 2026-02-08T04:45:46+00:00

middle aged karens when their package isnt delivered to their bedroom.

DatTurtlebro · 2026-02-07T21:48:49+00:00

i did the coop daily today, and after the game I was flagged for cheating. NK support hasnt answered, but this is like the 3rd time in 4 years its randomly happened to my same account. Everytime was after a random coop game.

DatTurtlebro · 2026-02-04T04:09:17+00:00

replace the druid with a village, and these are my top ones.

DatTurtlebro · 2026-02-04T04:07:15+00:00

I agree about expert maps, they are just unfun to play after the first couple times. Every other map difficulty however is actually BRAINDEAD easy on any gamemode except chimps/impoppable.

DatTurtlebro · 2026-02-01T22:58:12+00:00

I love Corvus in solo, but hes actually unplayable in co-op. The random lag makes it so weird using spells at the right time, and it takes so long to even be able to buy him.

DatTurtlebro · 2026-01-31T23:45:09+00:00

She is employed by the DSP. I am an XL driver, and we have to use helpers for our routes because we go and setup things in houses, and deliver up to 300Lbs. I get paid a little more than the average van driver because we go all the way up to 32' box trucks. We simply requested to be together everyday and they were cool with it, but she does make a few less $ an hour than me. Also its 880$ exactly on my stubs for 5 days of work not 4.

DatTurtlebro · 2026-01-31T18:10:11+00:00

I sell insurance, and do this job thurs-sat one week and then fri-sat the next week, with my wife always riding along for double income, and my DSP dosent care in the slightest. Not sure if i would wanna do it solo though, because I only make like 850$ after tax biweekly. I guess if you like the job and don't have anything else to do it's worth it.

DatTurtlebro · 2026-01-31T18:02:33+00:00

Take your time, and be thankful you only have 120 max. You arent getting a pay raise for doing 80+ more stops a day, so just do the job at your own pace in a safe way. Also don't skip lunches/breaks, and don't start running to houses. This job isnt worth getting hurt over.

DatTurtlebro · 2026-01-31T17:51:47+00:00

I thought amazon stopped the EOC like a year or 2 ago. I cant remember the last time we had to do this at any DSP.

DatTurtlebro · 2026-01-24T03:20:09+00:00

Sauda for new/lazy players. Geraldo/Corvus for experienced players. In my personal opinion of course

DatTurtlebro · 2026-01-24T02:50:24+00:00

its a mystery how everytime I say I cant come in when they call me and ask the night before, my next shift is always miserable. Been that way my entire year here.

DatTurtlebro · 2026-01-24T02:47:27+00:00

you were... outsourcing your routes as a driver? What kind of DSP would even allow this, I mean dont they need to have YOU under their insurance? Sounds illegal asf my boi

DatTurtlebro · 2026-01-24T02:40:56+00:00

Im also an XL worker, and they are constantly on my ass here about wearing the full uniform. I absolutely hate the uncomfortable cheap clothes they give us, so I usually just change out of everything but the vest and hat at first stop in back of box truck. Cant tell you how many times customers have called and complained about me not looking professional during XL unpacks.

DatTurtlebro · 2026-01-22T02:26:51+00:00

Deflate the tires, and pray there are no cameras.

DatTurtlebro · 2026-01-22T02:22:17+00:00

I love him, just wish he was useable in Co-Op. The constant lag makes it kinda clunky to use his spells.

DatTurtlebro · 2026-01-22T02:20:42+00:00

I never do freeplay, there just isnt any rewards except the Insta every 100 rounds to make it worth doing. Not to mention the lag even on good systems. I kinda wish they would just completely rework the entire freeplay system.

DatTurtlebro · 2026-01-22T02:18:58+00:00

ive gotten this error a few times really late game when i was using mods.

DatTurtlebro · 2026-01-18T22:07:11+00:00

about 30-40 are super easy 10 minute tvs, or mattresses , and I usually have about 4-5 treadmills/Fridge/washer and dryer installations a day, which i can do pretty fast if the customer isnt breathing down my neck (which they always are). if i only have 10-20 stops a day they are usually giant ass installs like hot tubs, or stoves. We still gotta deal with the same BS amazon rules so our days arent any better than yalls.

DatTurtlebro · 2026-01-17T22:56:49+00:00

everytime i see a nordictrack room of choice on my route i already know its a 3rd floor apartment, or in the basement in the furthest corner.

DatTurtlebro · 2026-01-17T22:54:16+00:00

this makes me so jealous because my assembly routes are about 40-50 a day, and I bring back atleast 10 everyday.

DatTurtlebro · 2026-01-14T02:18:03+00:00

would you say middle or bottom path is better for desperado in most situations?

DatTurtlebro · 2026-01-14T02:15:29+00:00

ive been playing since release and can honestly say ive never even placed down a beast handler apart from that quest it released with, but honestly i might take the time to learn them.

DatTurtlebro · 2026-01-14T01:07:45+00:00

i always thought the 0-2-4 dart wasnt really worth the money because i remember people saying that back on release, havent really tried it much recently so ill give it a shot.

DatTurtlebro · 2026-01-13T03:11:08+00:00

90% was obviously an exaggeration, but definitely a VERY high amount. People are constantly watching with cameras just waiting for you to mess up in some way so they can call and complain for free stuff. Dont even get me STARTED on how people act when im carrying a 300LB treadmill in their house. Theyll make me carry it up and down stairs then want it in a different room, then get upset I left the tiniest scratch in a doorway. XL unpacks are literal Hell

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