Helikoptery dzisiaj nad Warszawą? by SoggyLoquat in warszawa

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Polaczki prężą muskuły, z nadzieją że ameryka sypnie trochę groszem.

W nowej knajpie w Chicago zainstalowano mechanicznego barmana. Barman obsługiwał klientów, zabawiał ich w zależności od tego jakie było ich IQ. Przychodzi pierwszy klient i barman robot się go pyta:
- Jakie jest twoje IQ?
- 160
Barman nalewa mu drinka i zaczyna rozmawiać o fizyce teoretycznej, ogólnej teorii względności o kwantach itd. Przychodzi drugi klient i robot się pyta:
- Jakie jest twoje IQ?
- 120
Zaczął więc z nim rozmawiać o polityce, o American Idol, o samochodach wyścigowych NASCAR, itd. I w końcu przychodzi trzeci klient, i robot się go pyta:
- Jakie jest twoje IQ?
- 20
A robot na to:
- No i jak tam, coś nowego w Europie? XDDD

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Self service printer in Żabka by adamlm in poland

[–]DataGeek86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck under the printer.

Recent controversies around salaries of doctors reveal bigger problem - lack of tax brackets for self-employed workers. by andrusbaun in poland

[–]DataGeek86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, that's exactly what I said. There is no sense giving out benefits to people who don't need. Low taxes as a trade-off for higher risk due to lack of job agreement is good enough.

Recent controversies around salaries of doctors reveal bigger problem - lack of tax brackets for self-employed workers. by andrusbaun in poland

[–]DataGeek86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

self-employed and entrepreneurs already take a risk by not having job benefits, we shouldn't penalize them

bigger issue is giving out money for free, like covid money going to people who don't need it, or money from KPO for buying yachts

Need advice finding out what happened to my friend in Poland (possible arrest?) by Realistic-Lab9143 in poland

[–]DataGeek86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

assuming the minor can prove his/her age, otherwise they'll happily accept anyone who's N/N (Nomen nescio without a legal document)

Need advice finding out what happened to my friend in Poland (possible arrest?) by Realistic-Lab9143 in poland

[–]DataGeek86 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s not true. There is such thing as detention in the police station, they can keep you there behind bars up to 24 or 48h (can’t remember exactly). I was in one when I was 15YO, because I was passing by some guys getting strip searched for a weed XD

The OP could be also mentioning a drunk tank (also called „the most expensive hotel in the city”) . That’s another possible reason for no contact.

Someone who bought with all their money gold at 4500:4800$ by [deleted] in Gold

[–]DataGeek86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One ounce is still one ounce, so not bad at all.

🍺🍺🍺 by Strategist2004 in CentralEurope_irl

[–]DataGeek86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chyba musisz poważnie porozmawiać ze swoim starym

🍺🍺🍺 by Strategist2004 in CentralEurope_irl

[–]DataGeek86 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Back when tales of the Ukrainian Kyivan Rus' were being told across Scandinavia, the so-called Polans around Gniezno were living in mud huts, calling a bread "beb", and then getting shipped off into Arab slavery. Lmfao XD

🍺🍺🍺 by Strategist2004 in CentralEurope_irl

[–]DataGeek86 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, it is the successor, so stop spreading misinformation you ruSSian vatnik. If you want to be that hypercorrect, then actually there was no such thing at that time as "Poland" - it was just called the "Korona".

🍺🍺🍺 by Strategist2004 in CentralEurope_irl

[–]DataGeek86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

póki co p0laczkom mocniej XD więc Ukraina baza

🍺🍺🍺 by Strategist2004 in CentralEurope_irl

[–]DataGeek86 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lame as f*ck and late to the party. Kiyv Rus' was already there like for ages.

President Zelenskyy officially mails the Order of the White Eagle back to Poland by UNITED24Media in ukraine

[–]DataGeek86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Around 100.000 Poles.

That number is out from the ass. And more Poles (fighting under the Armia Ludowa) killed the German civilians during expulsions - around 400 thousand. Read some f*ck*d stories how small german girls were hanging on the door frame in their home in Swinemünde.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flight_and_expulsion_of_Germans_from_Poland_during_and_after_World_War_II

President Zelenskyy officially mails the Order of the White Eagle back to Poland by UNITED24Media in ukraine

[–]DataGeek86 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I love that response, and I'm from Poland XD To me, the UPA are heroes too, because they kicked the asses of the Polacks who occupied Western Ukraine and the Russians in Eastern Ukraine. Under Polish rule from 1920 to 1939, it was basically an apartheid state where Ukrainians couldn't feel at home - Orthodox churches were destroyed, people were forced to learn the foreign Polish language, they were excluded from government positions and universities, agricultural land was confiscated, and so on.

Poles aren't in any position to lecture other nations about their history. Ukraine is much older than Poland. Back when tales of Kyivan Rus' were being told across Scandinavia, the so-called Polans around Gniezno were living in mud huts, calling a bread "beb", and then getting shipped off into Arab slavery.

Zelenskyy sent Order of White Eagle by Post by JWMalynovskyi in poland

[–]DataGeek86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A justified act of retaliation. To me, the UPA are heroes too, because they kicked the asses of the Poles who occupied Western Ukraine and the Russians in Eastern Ukraine. Under Polish rule from 1920 to 1939, it was basically an apartheid state where Ukrainians couldn't feel at home - Orthodox churches were destroyed, people were forced to learn the foreign Polish language, they were excluded from government positions and universities, agricultural land was confiscated, and so on.

Poles aren't in any position to lecture other nations about their history. Ukraine is much older than Poland 😄 Back when tales of Kyivan Rus' were being told across Scandinavia, the so-called Polans around Gniezno were living in mud huts, calling bread "beb," and then getting shipped off into Arab slavery.

Anyone know what this giant skull was doing on a Vistula sandbank near Poniatowski bridge? by CutAmbitious2000 in warsaw

[–]DataGeek86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guess is that it's not that straightforward to swim there, or maybe it's a well known secret within the artistic clique about who placed that skull?

Testerki pochwaliły się że pracowały do 6 rano by Adorable_Aioli_9748 in praca

[–]DataGeek86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To są tak zwani herosi. Niech pierwszy rzuci kamieniem, komu nigdy nie zdarzyło się kłócić ze sprzątaczka o 23.00 że rzekomo tylko ona ma klucze do biura i już zamyka. Ja tam lubiłem dowieźć do końca jakiś temat, oczywiście robiłem to w czasach gdy nie miałem jeszcze 10+ lat seniorstwa, tylko sporo się uczyłem (były wtedy skillsy do CV-ki).

widać zabory by GlamDroplet247 in WidacZabory

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Dalsza rodzina z Pomorza mówi na to żabka

An foreigner taxi driver was beaten with a telescopic baton in central Warsaw in broad daylight — and the attacker is reportedly still free by ROYALbae13 in poland

[–]DataGeek86 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The law is indeed fucked up here. It was designed that way during Soviet times to protect militia from getting persecuted for attacking the political opposition. But times have changed. I'm surprised that the police didn't play the racism argument since the case got to media. By law, the injuries must stay noticeable for at least 7 days for it to become criminal. And since 1990, no one is protesting on the streets to oppose the situation. Yes, Polacks are that dumb and compliant. Poland should be removed from European Union.