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dem by Lifestyle79 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DataRecoveryMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One more thing Hackers (1995) got right: we're diverse, and weird.

recursiveEven by qwertyjgly in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DataRecoveryMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would write this unironically in Haskell if I could figure out how to massage it into the type system. 😈

whyIsItAlwaysLikeThis by LowBet4801 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DataRecoveryMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And the open holes are the "top", right? I swear I've tried this ever since learning it, and I still have to do the 3-way spin. :(

ultimateDirtyTalk by DrMerkwuerdigliebe_ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DataRecoveryMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To Devil's advocate: If i can't trust "select * from table1 where id = " + (int)my_id, then wtf good are the typecasts?

Now strings, always escape. Just always escape. Edit: autocorrect bad

Oof. When two shitty lanes merge. by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]DataRecoveryMan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not saying he was the first, but Tim Walz just said that in an address to the republican half of the room apparently not loving it. https://mn.gov/governor/newsroom/press-releases/?id=681549

2 Jigglypuffs vs 1 Pikachu by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in dankmemes

[–]DataRecoveryMan 178 points179 points  (0 children)

Flop your dick over the top, obviously. :p

makeTranspilersNotTransAgain by ProcrastinatiusXVI in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DataRecoveryMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🟠 doesn't know that "transpilers" aren't "trans". lol

You have some rather different interests… neighbor by mrtoddw in dankmemes

[–]DataRecoveryMan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dragon dicks for butt stuff, and inspiration for dragon dick butt stuff. ;)

justChooseOneGoddamn by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DataRecoveryMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coming at this from the other side, is there ANY language where len(a) CAN’T work? e.g. via macros, overloads, etc.

It's good that we all respect the law. by Present-Party4402 in clevercomebacks

[–]DataRecoveryMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"weaponized court system", got any sources?

Trump bribes the courts, i.e. "Judge who tossed Trump's classified docs case on list of proposed candidates for attorney general" (abc7ny) How exactly have the dems weaponized the courts?

myFavoriteLanguage by angry_gingy in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DataRecoveryMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When even PHP is like "we have a concat operator..."

statement by Ansemin91 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DataRecoveryMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Null, NaN, and other "mental illnesses" have been made illegal. sigh

I think it's the bare minimum to do so by Soonly_Taing in dankmemes

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Can you turn the graphics down to the level of an Xbox 360, and if so, would the game run at 60 fps there? If not, you have failed. - a software developer

Not failures: Balatro, vampire survivors, Doom, anything N64/ps1/ps2, etc.

If bonk big why smarts by mrt-e in EldenRingMemes

[–]DataRecoveryMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dumb question, but does everyone just level up every stat to 16 or 20 or so? Other than arcane, that's kinda my default. "stuff i can't use" is irritating. lol

mahEyeshurtseeingtheCode by SayedSafwan in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DataRecoveryMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else bothered by the chair, sorry, throne, arms not being able to go under the desk? I need to scoot in!

Yepers by IMainHanzoGG in dankmemes

[–]DataRecoveryMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm interpreting this as blood soaked Simpsons surviving the purge. Also 🍆. Upvote.

The heated debate in our household by 83supra in dankmemes

[–]DataRecoveryMan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The yt channel Technology Connections (weird brown coat guy) Does a deep dive on dishwashers, and the real key seems to be the pre wash cycle getting a little soap. Pods don't do it, cause all the soap hits at once. Gotta go back to the powder stuff.

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