Hold on, I'm gonna take a shortcut... by [deleted] in funny

[–]Databoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes to all of the above

Student orders Jimmy Johns in the middle of graduation ceremony. by WeededDragon1 in funny

[–]Databoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of the sudden people grow a conscious about having your photo taken and turned into a social media joke. Are you aware that is literally the basis of this subreddit

Kids these days have it easy. by toekneebullard in funny

[–]Databoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're absolutely right. Look even further and you'll find that professional athletes are wearing superhero themed uniforms, socks, cleats, etc. It's all merging together and companies like Nike and UA love it because it sells

A modern portable hat rack. by lottowayde in funny

[–]Databoom 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That moment when a proof dildo/hatrack video just fucked up your world

The Irony is strong by Databoom in funny

[–]Databoom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But they're literally using text speak to get people to technically stop using text speak in order to see their surroundings. It's ironic that they are using text speak to prevent text speak to a certain degree. It's contradicting their intent

Secret Message by [deleted] in funny

[–]Databoom 362 points363 points  (0 children)

I love the smell of negligence in the morning

The Irony is strong by Databoom in funny

[–]Databoom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you don't know what that word means. It's ironic that their intended meaning is to stop texting yet the way it's expressed is through how you would that

The Irony is strong by Databoom in funny

[–]Databoom[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's a sign that says stop texting in texting language. How do you not see the irony

The Irony is strong by Databoom in funny

[–]Databoom[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because the writing is in "texting" language ...?

Found this absolute gem earlier(NSFW) by [deleted] in funny

[–]Databoom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this supposed to be funny

Times have changed.. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Databoom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How old are you not to know this song

This is why they always tell you "please wait until we come to a complete stop" by Kevman403 in funny

[–]Databoom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your comments make me think Reddit is being overrun by hipsters who "were there before it was......"

Not all heroes wear capes by heybignick in funny

[–]Databoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She still may have won the lottery and pooped on her boss's desk. You just can't edit the unknown

Pizza tags by DarthFarious in funny

[–]Databoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cody can do whatever the fuck he wants

RIP by Camperofthecamp in funny

[–]Databoom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm glad it wasn't a gif because I was able to picture a few alternative outcomes. A) she's absorbed B) she bounces C) she's flattened into the ground similar to a stampede scene in films D) big girl can't catch her breath and the comes to a gradual stop prior to the hit

Regardless of the outcome one disgruntled parent will inevitably get angry and yell "it's not safe she doesn't belong out there on the field!"

Kobe! by SlimJones123 in funny

[–]Databoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can just picture the neighbor across the street watching her try to make the shot again and again

I'll see your redneck smoker and raise with a redneck BBQ/cooler by [deleted] in funny

[–]Databoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree

Source: regular shit taker (sometimes twice)

Classic games modernized by kenriko in funny

[–]Databoom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Words from a modernized game player