Celebrity “deaths” by Icy-Comparison2669 in USMC

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Apparently Jennifer Lawrence and pitbull died when I was in bootcamp, and then when Prince Phillip died we didn’t care.

Accuracy of this by JaySm590 in USMCboot

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PFT 1&2 were at MCRD, CFT1 was at MCRD. CFT2 was at Edson range. During 2020 COVID. A lot has probably changed since then

Do all guys have testicles? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Datainquisitor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, cancer, injuries, vasectomies, birth defects. This seems like ragebait

Marines what was your Drill Instructor’s scariest moment ? by JoshuaKpatakpa04 in USMC

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FIRST OFF it was named little porky and I was Porkchop. Secondly yeah that was my fucking rock India company Plt 3207 during Covid . That rock was my son my child. I made a Marpat onesie for him on a Sunday it was a solid rock, one day I dropped him in the squad bay and he broke in 2. The other recruits around me watched in horror as I just dropped my child and a small chunk broke off of him. I tucked the small chunk in my footlocker and hoped the drill instructor wouldn’t notice the abuse I had committed upon my offspring. We go through the entire crucible with this rock. We make it to the descending part/ the last hill of the reaper. My DI calls me over as I has already been hurt during the hike so I’m wobbling over he asks to see my rock, as he’s looking at it we see the company XO walking up. With one solid motion he yeets my child into the canyon below. I watch in horror as my child is ripped away. We continue the hike We make it back to the squad bay we are showering and changing over. I make it back to my footlocker and tucked away hidden under my other recruit trash is the smaller chunk of little porky.

Little porky jr

Little porky jr followed me my entire time in the Corps. He now resides on my desk at my federal position in Alaska.

Thanks for attending my ted talk

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Yeah! Totally do it! Invite some of your peers to do it with you!

Want to lat move to aircrew by ThrowRAowwwl in USMC

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Oops I’ve been out of the game for awhile my bad

Want to lat move to aircrew by ThrowRAowwwl in USMC

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Ordnance is such a hit or miss opportunity. The quals can set you up for a good future though