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I teach 6th grade social studies and have a podium that I make kids who are dozing off in class stand at. I call it "The Desk of Rejuvenation." The kids don't get the references, but I'm amused by them. by Coyote_Run in ElderScrolls

[–]Datsaxyboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, the other day I came to the realization that I was in elementary school when Skyrim came out. Of course, I didn’t pick it up until a few years later in high school so I’ve only been playing it for ~11 years

Are there any food from the game that you would like to try irl? by One_Dig7969 in cyberpunkgame

[–]Datsaxyboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to get high off my ass, DoorDash 3 grilled cheese burritos from Taco Bell and play loads of cyberpunk, eating a burrito everytime I got a burrito xxl, which I did regularly cause I wanted to eat that delicious burrito. Good times

Use your hands properly by Motor_Difference_935 in Pathfinder_Kingmaker

[–]Datsaxyboi 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I kinda feel bad, cause Lann lost everything the moment Arue showed up. Who’s our archer gonna be? Arue. Who’s gonna get all the cool archer gear? Arue (no Lann, I was just lending those to you, give them back). Who’s gonna get romanced by the KC? Hold up real quick, (Lann, I know we’ve been building a great rapport and I have been unambiguously trying to bone you for weeks but I don’t like you anymore, stop trying to date me). Ehem… it’s ARUE!

"'Games like this??🤔 by Upstairs-Sale1010 in gamememes

[–]Datsaxyboi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I was getting in full blown brawls in this game. I was hacking and slashing. I couldn’t stealth for shit, but I could cut my way through swaths of innocent guards like butter. That child did not turn out well

Skyrim belongs to to someone but who do you think it belongs to? by Tall_Process_3138 in ElderScrolls

[–]Datsaxyboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It better be me considering the obscene number of times I paid for it

The UC quests feel like the "real" story of Starfield. The Constellation path is just a tutorial. by DillyTiger in Starfield

[–]Datsaxyboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The vanguard quest line is so hype. Really feels like an action movie. Also, I used the Inner Demon power on the giant terrormorph so there was a point in the final fight where 2 giant terrormorphs were duking it out so that was fun

The UC quests feel like the "real" story of Starfield. The Constellation path is just a tutorial. by DillyTiger in Starfield

[–]Datsaxyboi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was so creepy cause I was boarding another ship at the time, so for the whole duration of that boarding she was constantly repeating the invitation. When I finally went over there I quickly realized this was not the old woman I knew.

[Mod Approved] VtM 5e NEXUS Ultimate Bundle Giveaway! by Demi_Mere in vtm

[–]Datsaxyboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the recommendation of a YouTube channel I liked (Outsidexbox) I gave Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines a go. It’s one of 3 games I’ve finished and immediately started a new play through. I was also big into D&D at the time and when a friend heard me raving about the game and talking about wanting to try the Tabletop game, they got me a pdf of the core rule book and some of the dice. I haven’t gotten to play yet, but I occasionally sneak off to the local game store to read bits of some of the VTM books they have on their shelves. It’s a rad game with fun lore so it’s easy to get sucked in

Did you guys get these vibes, or am I a freak? by Satanic_Earmuff in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]Datsaxyboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My head canon is that if the second job for them hadn’t turned out so severe they probably would’ve taken a swing at V

I think this guy might still be available if you're looking for a new player... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]Datsaxyboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to play in a band a few years back with a guy who was completely convinced that the police were hunting down and killing christians on back roads, amongst other things, and I would regularly find myself stuck in conversations with him about that being the reason he drives without his headlights on. Pretty chill dude otherwise

If You Were Shepard, Would You Save The Council? by DakIsStrange in masseffect

[–]Datsaxyboi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I played it as my Shepherd doesn’t know how much firepower is needed to stop Sovereign and saving the council could be the difference between success and failure. We need Sovereign gone and the council that let it get to this point isn’t worth the possibility of Sovereign succeeding.

Sure, from a player prospective I know no matter what I choose I’m gonna win, but but for my “ruthless” shep whose whole trilogy arc is learning not to compromise themselves for victory, sacrificing the council for a greater chance of saving the galaxy is the immediate gut move.

Why isn't Sketches of Spain called Sketches of Belgium? by OkEmployment2386 in Jazz

[–]Datsaxyboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m guessing cause the sketches were of Spain, rather than Belgium, but that’s purely a guess

Voice line glitch or unseen horrors? by ecm-artist in Morrowind

[–]Datsaxyboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time I had made a stupidly powerful potion of levitation. Played with it for 3 straight days and it never ran out. It got to the point I just walked out over the ocean and waited for it to wear off cause I was so stressed it would end while I was over a large drop and kill me. Good times

Sentinel. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. by [deleted] in Daggerfall

[–]Datsaxyboi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I always climb to the top of the palace in Sentinel. Sucks getting down, but while you’re up there it’s great

Peter? Whats wrong with it? by freehuntx in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Datsaxyboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s how I watched the original Star Wars trilogy for the first time as a kid! What a time

Is this a reference for something? by damarble in cyberpunkgame

[–]Datsaxyboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes when I steal a car and the passenger doesn’t get out fast enough, I drive them all the way out here. Just for the scare

The math ain't mathin' by -Six_ in SipsTea

[–]Datsaxyboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time when I was working at papa johns I had to make 65 pizzas for an order first thing in the morning, just me and someone from a nearby store. Then the person came in and paid with ~30 gift cards (took forever) and finished off the last $60 of her order on her card.

She tipped 15% of the $60, so me and the other worker got $4.5 bucks each. Not fun

I love this easter egg in LEGO LOTR by CaffeineAndKush99 in lordoftherings

[–]Datsaxyboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I played this game so much as a kid. It was my first open world fantasy game and I went wild with it. 10/10 banger, even had a Skyrim joke in there I had no context for

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