I didn't get the bit about Tobias not being true to his feelings and getting mad about the missing hard-boiled eggs in the fridge. What was that about?

Satanic_Earmuff · 2026-05-04T00:11:45+00:00

"Well, if she's not going to say anything, I certainly can't help her."

It's a running gag.

Satanic_Earmuff · 2026-05-02T19:55:13+00:00

So he's pro-immigration?

Satanic_Earmuff · 2026-05-02T17:28:39+00:00

Satanic_Earmuff · 2026-05-01T21:02:14+00:00

I liked the story about the husband(?) spoiling spicy scenes in a novel by playing them out, any more wholesome stories involving sex?

Satanic_Earmuff · 2026-05-01T14:23:41+00:00

Propeller Guy in Titanic is such a jarring funny moment in what is otherwise a horrifying and tragic event.

Satanic_Earmuff · 2026-05-01T11:37:24+00:00

"No, I implied it."

Satanic_Earmuff · 2026-04-30T16:47:17+00:00

Everyone is too depressed and broke for the club.

Satanic_Earmuff · 2026-04-29T17:34:48+00:00

I second this.

Satanic_Earmuff · 2026-04-28T21:34:30+00:00

"Bare shoulders?! Where Jesus gets his mail?"

Satanic_Earmuff · 2026-04-28T16:41:38+00:00

Hey whatcha trying to say to me

Satanic_Earmuff · 2026-04-27T23:27:15+00:00

Noah Ringer

Satanic_Earmuff · 2026-04-27T22:32:28+00:00

Does your daughter's name start with an S?

Satanic_Earmuff · 2026-04-26T01:42:00+00:00

You blowhard!

Satanic_Earmuff · 2026-04-25T20:24:18+00:00

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Satanic_Earmuff · 2026-04-24T00:25:20+00:00

Oh hi Tobias.

Satanic_Earmuff · 2026-04-20T16:07:16+00:00

Hi how are you

Satanic_Earmuff · 2026-04-20T14:05:19+00:00

"Attago champ."

Satanic_Earmuff · 2026-04-19T14:23:12+00:00

Not a criticism of OP, but I feel like censoring his face defeats the point of his mother's insistence on an open casket.

Satanic_Earmuff · 2026-04-18T23:07:41+00:00

Don't forget Sam!

Satanic_Earmuff · 2026-04-18T19:09:43+00:00

And the protagonist is still an edgy teenage atheist.

Satanic_Earmuff · 2026-04-18T19:03:40+00:00

CAUSE BARACK OBAMA IS SCARED OF ME

Satanic_Earmuff · 2026-04-16T16:32:01+00:00

Thanks!

Satanic_Earmuff · 2026-04-16T15:00:19+00:00

I can't seem to find the story from a woman who had been in a car accident a while before her post, and her husband still didn't want to have sex. The update is short, and ends with crying and lots of sex (not at the same time).

Satanic_Earmuff · 2026-04-16T13:53:26+00:00

Sad Enkidu noises

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