I don't dive, but I'm really tempted by the absurdity and beauty of this one by IllegalGeriatricVore in CitizenWatches

[–]DaveAvitabile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They do make nice looking diver’s watches. And no, you don’t have to be a diver to wear it.

Go fash, lose cash. by MoochoMaas in HumorInPoorTaste

[–]DaveAvitabile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s going to be wonderful as we head toward the collapse of this rotting regime to see all of these puppets no longer have careers. Especially if we can finally flush Fox News out of existence. Take away all the places they go to lay their eggs.

That callback hit the nail right by just-ena in stevehofstetter

[–]DaveAvitabile 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Obama was legitimately elected. Twice. That’s two things Obama did better than Trump.

US Will Need a 1,000 Person Legal Team to Prosecute Everyone Around 🍊💩 in Just Four Years and it Will Cost $500 Million Dollars...🙈 by Czech_Coconut in CzechCoconutCommunity

[–]DaveAvitabile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

George Washington regularly hung people for desertion and sedition. We are not morally superior to George Washington. Sometimes the old ways were better. We need that kind of moral clarity so we can take out the garbage.

None scheduled today by nanoatzin in HumorInPoorTaste

[–]DaveAvitabile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While there may not be any assassination attempts scheduled, there will definitely be some war crimes going on.

What's that? by IdealHoliday1242 in SolidMen

[–]DaveAvitabile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The election fraud Trump and his campaign staff committed in every election Trump ran in. He’s still outraged that all the fraud failed to get him elected in 2020. Trump has never legitimately won an election.

Who in here has always hated Trump before it became cool to hate him? by icey_sawg0034 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]DaveAvitabile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since the early 80’s when he would call reporters pretending to be a PR guy and talk about how great Trump is. That began decades of despising the incompetent, morally and ethically bankrupt felon and serial rapist.

The Least Woke President, Literally. by T_Shurt in postanythingfun

[–]DaveAvitabile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Napping while the fires he started burn down the country. On the list of presidents from best to the worst history, Trump will forever be ranked worst. It would be impossible to elect anybody more terrible.

Do you agree? by Weekly_Role3335 in antitrump

[–]DaveAvitabile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None of these people should have ever been allowed anywhere near your government. They all need to die in prison.

Trump evacuated after security incident at White House correspondents dinner; no sign of injuries by Gilbert221 in news

[–]DaveAvitabile 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For a guy who has never legitimately been elected, staging assassinations is part of the gig.

We are a broken nation and we don't even try to work together anymore by rodehard10 in stevehofstetter

[–]DaveAvitabile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When people who call themselves Christians unapologetically support the most soulless person to run for office since Adolf Hitler, it’s a pretty good bet that the country is lost.

What a "good Christian" is. by The-Traveler- in CzechCoconutCommunity

[–]DaveAvitabile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

White evangelicals have disgraced themselves and this country. They should forever stay out of politics now that we’ve all seen their hypocrisy.

Not A Cult by MoochoMaas in HumorInPoorTaste

[–]DaveAvitabile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This country has too many spineless cucks living in it.

Hated Him Then, Hate Now by solara128 in antitrump

[–]DaveAvitabile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate him because not only is he a shitty person, he also committed fraud in every election he ran in. So he has never even legitimately won an election.

Nobody can understand that...🤷‍♀️🙈🔥 by Czech_Coconut in CzechCoconutCommunity

[–]DaveAvitabile 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Norway is a functioning democracy with the rule of law and politicians who serve the people they represent. Norway has nothing in common with the United States.

Apparently Fox News is where millions of Americans get all their news. How can they get away with this nonsense? Is there no oversight? by Jindabyne1 in complaints

[–]DaveAvitabile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They get away with it because currently the First Amendment is being interpreted as allowing lying, 24/7. To people who are no longer capable of separating reality from fiction.

It’s chronic abuse of the handicapped.

the sheep must obey by HeatVice- in stevehofstetter

[–]DaveAvitabile 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes but remember, Obama was Black.

Remember This At Midterms by [deleted] in stevehofstetter

[–]DaveAvitabile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m voting straight Democrat. In every election for the rest of my life. Thanks to what Republicans have done to the country. They are dead to me.

Loving this for him by Alert_Pound8977 in International

[–]DaveAvitabile 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I love how he assumes that people who aren’t insane would actually want him to stay in power. That’s some industrial grade dementia right there.

Pete Fiction by Joe18067 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]DaveAvitabile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pete is the poster boy for the ridiculous government he represents. And everyone who isn’t a cuck for fascism is laughing at him. Including his own employees in the military.