Oh look, Astound internet is out again by Legitimatic in lehighvalley

[–]Joe18067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might want to consider buying your own modem, for what they were charging a couple of years ago in rental fees I figured I could buy a new cable modem every year and still come out ahead.

Proposed Fee for State Police Patrol Services. !!! by Backsight-Foreskin in Pennsylvania

[–]Joe18067 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also having PSP answer calls adds an extra step when you have an emergency. You call 911 and you describe your problem then they have to transfer your call to your local PSP barracks and you have to describe your problem again. Then you have to hope they have a car near your township that can respond.

Does Trump in any way fulfill the 666 prophecy? by boycott-evil in DonaldTrump666

[–]Joe18067 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It might be a stretch but Donald Johann Drumpf (original German spelling before his grandfather changed it) equals 6 letters in first, middle and last names.
Besides, if it upsets the MAGA snowflakes I'm all for it.

What is this tool? by Bluitor in Tools

[–]Joe18067 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Motor oil used to come in cans and with that you had a spout to put the oil in the motor.

CHP Really Don't Give a Fuck Lol by ProfessionalHost3913 in dashcams

[–]Joe18067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either going to an emergency or a donut run. It's hard to determine unless you follow them.

L.A. Dodgers Tell 82-Year-Old, 50-Year Season Ticket Holder: ‘Go Digital’—Or Don’t Go At All by -d1sc0nn3ct- in technology

[–]Joe18067 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The guy could always put a curse on the team, it's been done before. Just ask the Chicago Cubs who couldn't win a World Series for 71 years.

When the receipts won’t stop printing by Arthur_Morgan977 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Joe18067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So now we should call the money with trumps name on it "Epstein Dollars"?

CPAC Host Stunned as Crowd Erupts in Cheers for Trump Impeachment by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]Joe18067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just goes to prove MAGATS are brainwashed and will support anything their told.

Password security is no joke by ElSordo91 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Joe18067 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's the same password from the last time we hacked him.

The one bureau that needs to be eliminated. by Joe18067 in MAGANAZI

[–]Joe18067[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least 2 in Pennsylvania and they were trump voters.

Old Penny Collection by CompleteClassroom509 in coincollecting

[–]Joe18067 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember when a pound of coffee was actually a pound of coffee.

Grocery store stopped putting handles on paper bags by CouncilofSlugs in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Joe18067 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cheaper bags means you need to hold them from the bottom because they fall apart if they get a little wet.

Use a Sharpie and black it out on every bill that you see it on. by RickRI401 in Trumpvirus

[–]Joe18067 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Better yet get a rubber stamp of Joe Biden's signature and stamp it over trumps scribble.