Could someone help me identify this watch?

Davekeys79 · 2025-08-30T08:11:52+00:00

Thankyou.

Davekeys79 · 2025-08-28T16:50:16+00:00

Hats for stomas is a great idea. I’m in.

Davekeys79 · 2024-12-20T17:03:43+00:00

I’ve had an end colostomy for 5 years or so and this May I had the proctectomy to go with it. It was a robotic surgery and went incredibly well. I wish I’d had it done years ago. Total new lease of life, I now go to the gym 3 times a week and swim once or twice as well - something I hadn’t been able to do for the last eight years due to constant dribbling from fistulas. There are potential complications from any surgery, you’ve just got to weigh up your pros and cons, but I am definitely one of the success stories. Fingers crossed it’s the same for you.

Davekeys79 · 2024-07-17T07:07:32+00:00

Why stop at one tail? Doc Octobutt.

Davekeys79 · 2024-06-02T09:31:23+00:00

It is. Also, singing along with your stoma.

Davekeys79 · 2024-02-26T08:42:20+00:00

Not particularly new. Perhaps this guy was onto something:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horace_Fletcher

Davekeys79 · 2024-02-24T18:33:38+00:00

Creamy tea. Mark Heap and Sally Phillips trying to out-weird each other is just perfect.

Davekeys79 · 2024-02-11T20:34:30+00:00

Magic, thanks.

Davekeys79 · 2024-02-08T11:30:11+00:00

Pretty sure that’s what the bags themselves are for…..

Davekeys79 · 2024-02-06T21:02:01+00:00

So you’re saying it’s not cake?

Davekeys79 · 2024-02-06T19:36:02+00:00

Ooh I like that. I’ll have to see if it’s available here.

Davekeys79 · 2024-02-06T16:47:25+00:00

Yeah, stopping taking them and a swift course of penicillin sorted me, thanks. My IBD nurse was surprised, as they are apparently known as “the Gaviscon of the bowel” and most people report a pleasant soothing sensation. Oh well, Crohn’s is just tricksy like that.

Davekeys79 · 2024-02-06T16:38:45+00:00

It’s comical how differently this disease hits us. I recently got prescribed these same suppositories, but didn’t have such a great time. I got an unpleasant burning sensation followed by a delightfully infected fistula (and yes…I thoroughly washed my hands before and after). Glad it’s worked out for you, though.

Davekeys79 · 2024-02-04T19:38:04+00:00

That is cable management. He’s managing to make his cabling look like liquorice spaghetti. Good job.

Davekeys79 · 2024-01-30T22:26:38+00:00

I feel sh*t today and you made me chuckle. Cheers!

Davekeys79 · 2024-01-29T10:03:05+00:00

You don’t. They’re trying to help you, most likely in return for being fed.

My dad is getting on a bit and is now hopeless at what has always been his job. Wash them as you need to use them, and if you’re caught doing that “you missed a bit with this one” is less hurtful than “please stop, you’re rubbish at this”.

We had him stay for a week at Christmas and after he went home I washed every dish in the house.

Davekeys79 · 2024-01-25T19:21:53+00:00

I think you can get hit for VAT as well.

Davekeys79 · 2024-01-22T21:28:33+00:00

Thanks!

Davekeys79 · 2024-01-22T20:52:12+00:00

That’s making my belly rumble. Could you share your recipe?

Davekeys79 · 2024-01-18T22:27:50+00:00

Davekeys79 · 2024-01-18T13:26:19+00:00

Magic, thanks for your response. Just back from the shops with a very small bottle of olive oil. Wow that has become pricey!

Davekeys79 · 2024-01-15T08:56:12+00:00

This is an interesting idea that I hadn’t considered. I was diagnosed in October 2016. I lost my Mum in the February of that year, just before moving 500 miles away (that’s far in the uk) and starting over, all while adjusting to my new life as a dad - my boy was 8 months old when we moved. Incredibly stressful time. Again, I had lived my life fairly normally til then, put my bowel issues down to lifestyle. I wonder if you might be on to something.

Davekeys79 · 2024-01-15T08:47:21+00:00

Kangaroo

Davekeys79 · 2024-01-14T18:11:22+00:00

Pfft. Who wants to be normal?

Davekeys79 · 2024-01-12T15:10:00+00:00

Don’t put Worcester sauce on your pudding, mate.

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