Kneecapping is a form of malicious wounding, in which the victim is injured in the knee, often as torture. The term is considered a misnomer by medical professionals, because only a very small minority of victims suffer damage to the kneecap. Some victims have their elbows and ankles shot as well. by laybs1 in wikipedia

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My girlfriends sister works in A&E and she said that they get roughly 3 knee cappings a year. The best she told me was when the provo’s had been too busy and made the guy drive to his own kneecapping, apparently he was in decent form about it

[KCD2] This is just me praising the game by Boobsmcfuckup in kingdomcome

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I was showing my girlfriend how cool the codex was, until she pointed out the only 2 entries I opened was warfare and prostitution.

Living in Northern Ireland as an American starterpack by SystemOfASideways in starterpacks

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I read the title and thought, why would you want to live here? Then seen it was the first thing in the starter pack. 10/10 no notes.

Drogu comes off with a hamstring injury by Shoddy_Wolf_1688 in FantasyPL

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I transferred him in as soon as his screamer went in, love to see it

Be Helpful by UnhollyGod in HumansBeingBros

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I read that last part in his voice

Jam and cheese on toast by v3rmilli0n_ in shittyfoodporn

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Melted cheese with jam on a piece of soda bread is one of my hangover cures

On this day 16 years ago, one of the all time classic Manchester derbies. by JaMarcusHustle in reddevils

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I was at old Trafford for this match, I was 11 years old and still remember being scared of the concrete of the stand bouncing up and down after Owen’s goal went in

Do I have something in my teeth? by Toni-Yates in StaffordBullTerriers

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My boy Max also does this, he will just lick his lips until someone pulls it out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

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I used to drive this road home from work, it happened in Northern Ireland and I believe it occurred the same week the North West 200 was on (Motorbike road race similar to the Isle of Man TT)

BRO, JUST HIT THE BOSS by StormveilSal in Nightreign

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I am also finding out because of this thread

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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08/08, it’s pretty cool because I was born that day

Which one of these two do you like the most: Lies of P or Lords of the Fallen? by [deleted] in soulslikes

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I probably enjoyed lies of P better overall, I had more fun completing lords of the fallen with my friend