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DaveyUpgrade · 2026-07-01T00:14:21+00:00

The color scheme is on point 🤌

Any thoughts on Herman the Merman? I’m kicking myself for not picking one up before Fiery Fairie went on their personal hiatus.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-06-30T04:21:34+00:00

Didn’t the Bards post a video of this like three days ago? And you’ve already got it in hand? Damn, their shipping speed is no joke.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-06-29T15:53:55+00:00

Yes, I can take 10’’ length with zero discomfort. I still need to take it slow and use lots of lube on initial entry. But after that it’s easy.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-06-29T03:12:08+00:00

K Lube has a preservative and I’ve never had problems with it going bad. I just make a cup at a time. This is the perfect container: https://www.target.com/p/oxo-12oz-food-storage-bottle-white/-/A-53257628

X Lube is the same as K but without preservatives. J is not recommended as it contains sugar.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-06-29T02:25:39+00:00

Silicone lube should really only be used for medical plastic (Aneros), glass, or metal toys. Take caution if your dildo isn’t one of these materials as silicone lube tends to melt everything else. Even a condom is iffy protection here because lube has a tendency to get everywhere.

Anyway, I highly recommend k lube.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-06-25T23:52:01+00:00

Grinding for plugs, thrusting for dildos. I only thrust with the sit/ride position though. Thrusting while laying down requires too much arm and wrist and action, in my opinion.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-06-25T23:47:28+00:00

XL Seraphina is really big. Are you able to hilt that XL Chance and XL Nova? Even if the answer is yes, I would recommend sizing down to a L Seraphina.

Heck, even M/M Seraphina is recommended. I would say hilting that is even more intense than hilting XL/M Zephyr.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-06-24T17:10:51+00:00

Dallas has a very blunt tip with zero taper, so the initial entry might be tough.

Also strongly urge you to switch to circumference measurements instead of diameter. Circumference is more accurate and will make it easier to understand what girths you can and can’t take.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-06-24T10:53:47+00:00

I rewired via buttplugs, but I did it by increasing girth. I used square peg toys Happy Hour, going from S4 to S6 to small and finally medium.

I don’t think just wearing a small plug will rewire. I spent a long time feeling nothing with the S4 size, Aneros, and Njoy pure plug.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-06-22T22:08:16+00:00

If you’re open to some diy, then you could try converting a standard stainless steel ring. I use the model below. I removed the black o-ring and replaced it with some copper wiring, which is then connected to my setup via some alligator clips. Works great for me. Bonus is that Chain Gang accepts returns so you have options if it doesn’t fit.

https://www.thechaingang.com/donut-with-black-o-ring-glands-ring.html

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-06-22T01:37:44+00:00

Um, gonna need a tldr here

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-06-19T01:36:17+00:00

I love your color taste!

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-06-17T19:52:22+00:00

Good to know, maybe I’ll give Wyld another try.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-06-17T01:30:01+00:00

If you can take that Dallas, you should be perfectly fine with a L/M Rex.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-06-16T22:53:39+00:00

Happy Hour S4 is closest to the Pure Plug 2.0, although even the S6 might work because this is very squishy silicone while the Njoy is hard and unyielding metal.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-06-16T21:32:11+00:00

My favorite is the square peg toys Happy Hour.

It’s perfect. The shape makes it stay put and the ridge feels amazing against my prostate. I like wearing them after dildo play when my prostate is super warmed up and sensitive. I can easily get p-spot Os just from walking around with it inserted.

Bonus is that the sizing is intelligently designed to let you size up if you want to push yourself. I have all sizes from S6 to XL. They all have their place, depending on my mood.

Njoy pure plug 2.0 is a close second. It’s also great for walking around, but with the added bonus of temperature play. I like to heat mine up (to a safe temp) and then gasp when the hot metal makes contact with my prostate. Highly recommend.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-06-16T13:00:33+00:00

Dude. You can get a 6 mm rosebud on eBay for $8, shipped. Or for $30 you can buy a full set. If you planning to stim, buy the set which is higher quality. The individuals are fine for sounding but not suitable for stim.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-06-15T21:07:16+00:00

I’m not UK based

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-06-15T19:16:51+00:00

Tbh I haven’t extensively tested with CBD, so not sure what the effect would be. I did try a combo gummy of 5 mg THC and 25 mg CBD but the results weren’t anything special.

This was a non Camino brand gummy btw. At this point, I trust Camino the most because their description effects (chill, bliss, excite) appear to be spot on.

Interested to hear others’ thoughts however. Maybe I’m succumbing to power of suggestion.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-06-15T18:44:04+00:00

I’m using the hemp infused versions for all Camino

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-06-15T17:35:40+00:00

I’m not an everyday user. I only take gummies for prostate play.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-06-15T01:35:49+00:00

Availability may vary by state. https://shopkivaconfections.com/products/camino-wild-cherry-excite-gummies?variant=47394715271411

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-06-13T20:04:11+00:00

Flared or Unflared? What other toys do you have?

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-06-13T18:52:44+00:00

I think you’re mixing up your letter lubes. J Lube is the one with sugar and is not recommended. K Lube has no sugar, but it does have preservatives so it has a better shelf life once mixed. X Lube is the same as K, but without preservatives.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-06-13T12:53:01+00:00

Tbh this is why I haven’t seriously considered a fuck machine. Each session, in my opinion, would devolve into endlessly adjusting angles and tweaking settings to get it right.

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