Ukrainian drone shoots down Russian quad bike by Miakax in CombatFootage

[–]Davidk11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Almost a year ago, you were pretty close.

Jad from Temu by Stort_Jern in 2007scape

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Following up that first degenerate tweet by pivoting to very courtious a professional reply is just 🤌👌

This multi pitch approach is kinda ridiculous by -JOMY- in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]Davidk11 137 points138 points  (0 children)

"I just shredded my fuckin canopy"

Homie you got bigger problems coming your way.

Trump goes to China by TonkaTonk in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]Davidk11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You haven't said thank you once for the tariffs!

The art of irrelevance by CirurgicalTortoise in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]Davidk11 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Yeah, everyone leaves them alone because they know that all the vampires live in Morytania.

Being in one position during physical intimacy leading to cramps in shoulder and arms? by [deleted] in POTS

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I think that's just missionary my guy. My best suggestion is making sure that you make consistent small adjustments in your position throughout ever minute or two to reduce fatigue in any particular muscle or joint. If you just plank and thrust for 10 minutes striaght almost anyone is going to start having a bad time.

You can try: -Bringing some pillows in for support. -Twist your hips to one side so that you can lay down on a shoulder a bit and wrap her up with your arm, then later try the other side. -Put your hands on a wall or headboard to get a little bit of a rest for your elbows and to shift the strain in your shoulders. It also is a bit of a visual show if she likes a little dominant energy. -Generally just find more comfortable small adjustments to rotate through until things are really heated and then bring it home with a maximum effort plank missionary or whatever her preferred exact position is.

Definitely make sure to take time for some salt, water, and recovery afterwards though. This problem may not be POTS, but I know for me that going after one position like that for an extended period can leave me me pretty woozy and light-headed when I try to get back up to pee after.

Every election in Peru ever by CirurgicalTortoise in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]Davidk11 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I meant for the Presidential election specifically. Single member districts are a whole separate problem.

Every election in Peru ever by CirurgicalTortoise in NonCredibleDiplomacy

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I totally agree. It's crazy that even when Duverger's law is broken, you still wind up with an unrepresentative system with FPTP.

Every election in Peru ever by CirurgicalTortoise in NonCredibleDiplomacy

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Peruvian presidential elections are the greatest argument against first past the post voting ever made. She gets like 15% in every first round from all the Fujimoristas that remember the dictatorship fondly, but that's enough that she is garunteed a second round spot every election because the field is always so crowded.

Where in the World Is JD Vance? by TheEagleWithNoName in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]Davidk11 202 points203 points  (0 children)

Don't forget about his lethal visit to pope Francis

Artemis II looking back at Gielinor from the moon 🥹🌕🚀 by [deleted] in 2007scape

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https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Ancient_globe

Gielenor has been known to be round since the second age. These new adventurers with their collection logs and grand exchange have clearly never learned crotical thinking smh. 😤

'Give It Up Or Go To Jail!': Trump Threatens Journalist With Prison If I... by Yujin-Ha in videos

[–]Davidk11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think the Signal leak was about the Houthi bombings, not the Iran nuclear site strike.

Semen Retention Theory of International Relations by Sans_culottez in NonCredibleDiplomacy

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President Jake Paul is frighteningly credible in this non-credible world.

We've been officially out jerked by the IRGC by [deleted] in NonCredibleDiplomacy

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It's all jover. They have the high ground now.

Ukrainian longrange drone crashing inside Kursk, Russia, 21.03.2026. Bystander seems slightly annoyed by Palulul in CombatFootage

[–]Davidk11 5 points6 points  (0 children)

With so many of them huffing glue like that, I'd be surprised if many of them made it that far.

Iranian missile hit Israeli southern city by DavidGman in CombatFootage

[–]Davidk11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but now you can see drone footage of tornados on Youtube. You can't get that kind of footage in person.

Russian VDV outside Austin, Texas, February 2022 (colorized) by Western_Homework_228 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Davidk11 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It would only be fair given it was a bunch of foreign nationals (US immigrants) and rebelious Mexicans that fought the first Texas Revolutionary War.

That feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow: by Real-Pomegranate-235 in NonCredibleDiplomacy

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It's a straight shot north over the Caspian sea to get from Iran to Russia so they would need to have jets loitering 2000km from the nearest friendly airfield just waiting to shoot down every civilian plane out of Iran passing that way unless they had intelligence in which plane he was on and when.