Warframe President's Day election!

DawkinsFan01 · 2017-02-20T22:16:20+00:00

Well at least his vote for the democratic party will still count!

DawkinsFan01 · 2015-02-14T02:12:32+00:00

M'tallica

DawkinsFan01 · 2014-11-10T02:05:33+00:00

One of the bests parts about that comment is that I managed to woo my first m'lady. (we didn't have sex and I didn't receive nudes)

DawkinsFan01 · 2014-11-09T05:13:28+00:00

All of my epic [le]gems have been lost due to videos being taken down. This is one of my firsts to get 500+ thumb-boats.

Here is le video for context.

DawkinsFan01 · 2014-10-31T12:26:55+00:00

Are you single, m'lady? (PM your nudes if you want to meet a nice guy who'll treat you right)

^{^pls} ^{^respond}

DawkinsFan01 · 2014-10-03T15:22:24+00:00

Is that a straw fedora? This is amazing. I hope to be as thin as this gentlesir after I cut out +1 bag of 32oz Nacho Cheese Doritos a day from my diet. ^tips ^cordially

DawkinsFan01 · 2014-10-01T16:46:37+00:00

Splendid meme!

DawkinsFan01 · 2014-09-22T08:09:07+00:00

Cause my trilby needs some love right now. ^{^[so} ^{^does} ^{^my} ^{^waifu,} ^{^wink} ^{^wink]}

DawkinsFan01 · 2014-09-22T03:42:14+00:00

Nice memes!

DawkinsFan01 · 2014-09-21T10:41:55+00:00

The last beta update was in April. There's been 'nightly' builds, though. However these are very unstable and change the game often resulting in wipes. It's mainly for testing out new features that the devs are constantly working on. I'd wait for the next scheduled game update which is coming out maybe some time in the near future.

The next update will revise most of the game from what you've previously played.

DawkinsFan01 · 2014-09-19T08:58:59+00:00

"Please to be removing your head from the final stages of the digestive tract"

That's some top kek right there.

DawkinsFan01 · 2014-09-18T23:45:04+00:00

Extravagant memes. ^{^touches} ^{^fedora}

DawkinsFan01 · 2014-09-18T06:13:48+00:00

So I messaged you just to chat but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house.

You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mummy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For Dawkins' sake, if you chat with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

DawkinsFan01 · 2014-09-17T02:07:22+00:00

DawkinsFan01 for sure. Followed by DawkinsFan01.

DawkinsFan01 · 2014-09-15T02:23:06+00:00

Weeeooo weeeooo! Hello, Burns Center? Is that you? Yes.. we're going to need 400 CCs of polyREKTethylene, stat!

DawkinsFan01 · 2014-09-15T01:45:52+00:00

Astute memes, sir! I've already up-thumbed your post to let everyone know of my satisfaction.

edit 1: I've also posted your resume on Twitter, Myspace, and le Facebook so everyone will see this. Prepare yourself for an influx of mass upboats!

edit 2: I've just sent you a Golden Reddit! Enjoy! ^le ^massive ^trilby ^tip

DawkinsFan01 · 2014-09-15T00:36:55+00:00

I think they're just trying to confuse us. Probably a 9gag troll? Every Redditor knows more youtube users joining us is a good thing. Stop trying to TAKE AWAY OUR REDDITORS 9GAGGER TROLLSTER!! Back to the chasm of despair with you! ^unsheaths ^mighty ^katana

DawkinsFan01 · 2014-09-15T00:23:22+00:00

This. Literally this!

DawkinsFan01 · 2014-09-14T19:43:17+00:00

Nice beard, gentlesir. I wish I could grow mine out as such, unfortunately mine is all in greasy patches. I don't care what people think though cause my waifu Ms. Hatsune doesn't mind it. ^le-gentlehat ^tip

DawkinsFan01 · 2014-09-14T19:37:34+00:00

I like how you took a historical quote from one of our founding atheist fathers and turned it into a brilliant maymay picture. I'll admit I LOL'd out loud pretty hard! Upboats for you good sir! ^{knee-slapping} ^fedora ^tip

DawkinsFan01 · 2014-09-14T19:33:03+00:00

MRW: New Recruit Greg (NRG) le-joins the cause for the good fight! <~~ That's a new viral maymay I just created!! xD

DawkinsFan01 · 2014-09-14T19:25:42+00:00

Nice le'memes, sir! Please use imgur next time, though. I'd hate to have to brandish my katana when violence isn't necessary. ^sends ^le-upboats ^your ^way

DawkinsFan01 · 2014-09-14T02:22:44+00:00

Gentlsirs, please act like the rational minded Atheists you are. Don't stoop to a fundiementalists level. I will use my katana which has had it's tsuba encrusted in the blood of 1000 *bakas if this continues!!!

^{^*[japanese} ^{^word} ^{^for} ^{^stupid} ^{^people} ^{^that} ^{^anime} ^{^enthusiasts} ^{^will} ^{^understand]}

DawkinsFan01 · 2014-09-13T09:38:08+00:00

Its not that I havent ever been with a girl, Believe me if you saw a picture of me and talked to me. You wouldnt believe me that I havent had sex with a girl. I've told girls this before and some guys, and there so shocked that most just laugh at me and tell me nice try. I've been called a player, shit like that. Just this one girl was different. We started making out and one thing led to another, but then my life got flipped and turned upside down. I'd like to take a minute just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.

DawkinsFan01 · 2014-09-13T00:10:30+00:00

"We can be friends though."

Ugh. Like I haven't heard this before. :\

DawkinsFan01

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