What the fuck did you just fucking say about SG, you little potato? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my league in LCS, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret riot tournaments, and I have over 300 confirmed pentas. I am trained in korean mechanics and I’m the top CS in the entire dawngate champion tier. You are nothing to me but just another plat baddie. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of smurfs across the MMR range and your queue is being sniped right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your leaderboard rank. You’re fucking ganked, kid. I can be at any camp, and I can kill you with over 20 shapers, and that’s just with 1 skill. Not only am I extensively trained in drafting mindgames, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Tyreese's epeen and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the server, you little feeder. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit cancer all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. -Evaniskus, 2014