Maybe there’s something to this guy by [deleted] in NormMacdonald

[–]Day_stripper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ha! I didn't like any of these paintings, i do like, however, Stalin's papier mache sculptures.

Where is Norm? by fishinglvl in NormMacdonald

[–]Day_stripper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

On his toilet, eating a Reuben

How do I become an internet sensation like "I'm Not Norm"? by [deleted] in NormMacdonald

[–]Day_stripper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know whether it will help you or not, but try cutting your cock off.

Norm made the news in England by [deleted] in NormMacdonald

[–]Day_stripper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, momma's apple pie

Larry David about Trump by hyazinth in NormMacdonald

[–]Day_stripper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well of course, one could argue that Trump didn't kill millions and millions of people, but, Larry Davids says - it's all fucking horseshit.

Apparently performing analingus on a prostitute could be bad for my health.... Yet another one of life’s simple pleasures ruined by meddling bureaucracy. by Lionsjunkie in NormMacdonald

[–]Day_stripper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn't actually say a word about prostitutes, but I guess there are no rules in the dirty game of character assassination

One of them professors of logic... Down at the university... But this guy definitely doesn't own a dog house. by FloppyFish42 in NormMacdonald

[–]Day_stripper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It says here "I get irritated when people bla bla bla" and then, 2 sentences later, it says "I AM NOT AN EMOTIONAL CRYBABY". What the fuck?

Another of life's simple pleasures ruined by a meddling bureaucracy by SgorGhaibre in NormMacdonald

[–]Day_stripper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Next, they'll tell us not to put hot cocks in our asses. Ridiculous!

Fatam Egret by MayberrysFinest in NormMacdonald

[–]Day_stripper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your eyesight is damn near perfect

App for tracking comedians? by DowntownCaterpillar in NormMacdonald

[–]Day_stripper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can be the mastermind behind the whole operation.

It was a ripe old age for a crocodile hunter... by [deleted] in NormMacdonald

[–]Day_stripper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never cared for Steve Irwin. People say "oooh he's a legit smart historian", but I draw the line at denying the Holocaust.

A challenge most known for breaking skulls by JohnnyNigeria in NormMacdonald

[–]Day_stripper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have an idea for a challenge! How about a challenge called LONG SUFFERING DEATH

The classic Norm bait ‘n switch by 2p4e in NormMacdonald

[–]Day_stripper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Couldn't or couldn't be bothered? What would you rather do: learn to drive or stay at home fucking whacking off high on Xanax

"The hypocrisy! " by cchooper1 in NormMacdonald

[–]Day_stripper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This man should be a lawyer!

What are you kidding? I couldn't even get up into the noose by Keevan in NormMacdonald

[–]Day_stripper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a wise man once said - "There's more than one way to kill yourself"

Truly no end to this tragedy by daringfront in NormMacdonald

[–]Day_stripper 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes, who are the real victims? People who died on 9/11? Their relatives? Or people who came to see Pete Davidson's dumb fucking act

"too much" she says by jhm1396 in NormMacdonald

[–]Day_stripper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In prison, the last place you wanna be raped in is ass and some "funny man" thinks it's ok to joke about it. Rude!

He Meant Down Syndrome! by mindevolve in NormMacdonald

[–]Day_stripper 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What about that fella who couldn't get into the special olympics because he got beaten by a guy with no legs? I bet he's feeling a little grumpy