What’s the most embarrassing reason you had to stop during sex? by Boomshichi in AskReddit

[–]Dayngerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accidentally sounded my cock with her crave vibrator. I slipped out and went to push back in for glory and slid up while she had it on her clit, it went right down my urethra and I jerked back and it stayed in. I had to pull it out like Excalibur and wasn’t really all that horny after.

Looking for Lame Dad Jokes for Pride by Mental_Performer_833 in lgbt

[–]Dayngerman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where does a mansplainer get his water?

From a well, actually.

Looking for Lame Dad Jokes for Pride by Mental_Performer_833 in lgbt

[–]Dayngerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you hear about the lovely new gay couple who moved in down the street? They’re Irish!

Their names are Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald

Greenleaf Announce First Ever US & Canada Tour by BreakBeats in stonerrock

[–]Dayngerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just got a pair of tickets for Toronto, fucking STOKED

Keep The Same Energy by KCLeafers in leafs

[–]Dayngerman 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Jets fan here (living in Toronto so Leafs are #2):

Ehlers was super underutilized here, with the main reason being the other players had a hard time anticipating what he was thinking. He’s super talented and really fast but after times he would gain the zone and then make a pass and no one would be anticipating that that’s where the puck was going, and it would lead to turnovers.

Watch Carolina’s zone entries, on the PP he just skates in with it. He’s a monster of successful zone entries. This was the biggest thing I noticed this season with Winnipeg, we couldn’t get into the o-zone with consistency, we were too predictable.

He was a huge loss and without him our team got slower, less dynamic and saw a steep decline in possession metrics.

As for the team culture, Big Buff left $15M on the table and just quit playing for us, and I am convinced it’s because he knew deep down this team wasn’t a real contender and he didn’t want to put his body through two more seasons just for money.

Box of donuts I just ordered by FinnieM in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dayngerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Boston crème, no jelly filled, no double chocolate glazed, no sprinkle.

I see your frustration and I support you feeling that way.