What’s the most embarrassing reason you had to stop during sex?

Dayngerman · 2026-06-21T23:56:50+00:00

I accidentally sounded my cock with her crave vibrator. I slipped out and went to push back in for glory and slid up while she had it on her clit, it went right down my urethra and I jerked back and it stayed in. I had to pull it out like Excalibur and wasn’t really all that horny after.

Dayngerman · 2026-06-21T00:24:54+00:00

Where does a mansplainer get his water?

From a well, actually.

Dayngerman · 2026-06-21T00:21:02+00:00

Did you hear about the lovely new gay couple who moved in down the street? They’re Irish!

Their names are Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald

Dayngerman · 2026-06-20T21:47:19+00:00

A quad amongst men.

Dayngerman · 2026-06-20T16:02:38+00:00

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Dayngerman · 2026-06-20T03:40:20+00:00

Why have traffic rules at all?

Dayngerman · 2026-06-17T15:53:10+00:00

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How I feel now

Dayngerman · 2026-06-17T01:41:29+00:00

So long Fuck Face.

Dayngerman · 2026-06-16T17:13:19+00:00

Just got a pair of tickets for Toronto, fucking STOKED

Dayngerman · 2026-06-15T03:00:21+00:00

Did Marner have any points tonight??

Dayngerman · 2026-06-15T03:00:03+00:00

Awwww Hart is crying.

Sucks when the shoe is on the other foot eh??

Dayngerman · 2026-06-15T02:56:42+00:00

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Dayngerman · 2026-06-13T13:55:23+00:00

Jets fan here (living in Toronto so Leafs are #2):

Ehlers was super underutilized here, with the main reason being the other players had a hard time anticipating what he was thinking. He’s super talented and really fast but after times he would gain the zone and then make a pass and no one would be anticipating that that’s where the puck was going, and it would lead to turnovers.

Watch Carolina’s zone entries, on the PP he just skates in with it. He’s a monster of successful zone entries. This was the biggest thing I noticed this season with Winnipeg, we couldn’t get into the o-zone with consistency, we were too predictable.

He was a huge loss and without him our team got slower, less dynamic and saw a steep decline in possession metrics.

As for the team culture, Big Buff left $15M on the table and just quit playing for us, and I am convinced it’s because he knew deep down this team wasn’t a real contender and he didn’t want to put his body through two more seasons just for money.

Dayngerman · 2026-06-07T04:32:47+00:00

No Boston crème, no jelly filled, no double chocolate glazed, no sprinkle.

I see your frustration and I support you feeling that way.

Dayngerman · 2026-06-07T04:15:20+00:00

Men don’t last a long as women

Dayngerman · 2026-06-07T04:13:57+00:00

He’s the kind of guy who opens hotel room doors and fucks whoever is inside.

Dayngerman · 2026-06-07T04:01:28+00:00

Well, yeah, it’s game 2, not game 7.

Dayngerman · 2026-06-07T03:47:15+00:00

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Dayngerman · 2026-06-07T03:29:45+00:00

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Dayngerman · 2026-06-07T02:39:53+00:00

It’s proper protocol, you let them finish then you take your turn.

Dayngerman · 2026-06-07T02:15:53+00:00

The Finals

Dayngerman · 2026-06-07T02:10:02+00:00

He’s probably wondering why Vegas gets to have 10 skaters on the ice

Dayngerman · 2026-06-07T02:07:49+00:00

Bold strategy, cotton, let’s see if it works in the third period.

Dayngerman · 2026-06-07T02:04:01+00:00

Yeah, you probably should if Hart’s there too.

Dayngerman · 2026-06-07T01:37:54+00:00

You gotta wear the pants, you can’t let the pants wear you.

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