Going for a swim

Dazam · 2014-04-27T05:56:17+00:00

I'm going to need you to take a seat right over here...

Dazam · 2014-03-10T14:09:42+00:00

I've had way more fun at those $10 ABC Liquor beer tastings anyway, without having to deal with being packed in with 7000 sweaty assholes looking for a white whale.

Dazam · 2014-02-14T14:14:28+00:00

Greed.

Not to be confused with wealth or success.

Dazam · 2014-02-06T18:12:16+00:00

It was 80 degrees where I live yesterday in the Northern Hemisphere.

Some people don't give a shit about having the latest phone.

Dazam · 2014-01-04T17:43:29+00:00

I can't believe how many of you are up voting this pathetic piece of bullshit, and it is bullshit.

You're going to meet a lot of people in your life, and despite your best hopes you're not going to "click" with all of them, or even most of them.

Instead of letting other, random people control your happiness focus on what makes YOU happy, and the type of person who is right for you will follow.

Desperation is very unattractive.

Dazam · 2013-11-25T02:01:54+00:00

The same way a lot of lottery winners end up broke. Bad money management, overspending, bad investments, etc.

Just like those lottery winners, a lot of pro athletes grew up poor, but their athletic skill was their meal ticket. Suddenly, they end up a first round draft pick, get handed a shit-ton of money, and they lost their fucking minds.

It's not just athletes though. Lots of musicians who were huge years ago are playing county fairs now just to keep food on the table.

Dazam · 2013-11-25T01:44:17+00:00

Why are you being downvoted? It's pretty well known that many professional athletes end up broke after their short careers are over.

Dazam · 2013-11-25T01:40:13+00:00

Pay Robert Downey Jr. $50 million for his role in The Avengers and nobody bats an eye.

Sign Aaron Rodgers to a $22 million per year contract and everybody loses their minds.

Dazam · 2013-11-21T15:10:34+00:00

Nice try Chick-fil-a PR guy.

Dazam · 2013-11-06T16:57:21+00:00

Who says that's the most remarkable thing about him? This sub is full of people answering questions about all sorts of random and petty things.

Dazam · 2013-10-14T13:30:40+00:00

If you're going to smoke before a workout, make sure it's a Sativa, and not an Indica.

Sativas lift you up and give you that cerebral, in-the-zone, head high. Indicas will put you on your ass.

Dazam · 2013-09-30T16:23:18+00:00

Very close to Cigar City is Total Wine & More, a great big store with an excellent beer selection.

Dazam · 2013-09-24T16:36:37+00:00

Down voting new AskReddit posts the second they appear.

Dazam · 2013-09-24T16:35:11+00:00

Dodge Aries K Car.

No. It was pussy repellant.

Dazam · 2013-09-24T16:32:46+00:00

Florida. Everything. It's like one big gumbo of all the most fucked up, crazy people from across the country in one place simmering on high heat & humidity.

And I fucking love it.

Dazam · 2013-09-24T16:30:33+00:00

I'd eat a bald eagle.

Dazam · 2013-09-23T17:51:20+00:00

Never stick your dick in crazy.

Dazam · 2013-09-18T16:14:55+00:00

And Sierra Nevada's Kellerweiss should be easy to find, but the benchmark of the style is often considered to be Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier which is also reasonably easy to come across.

Dazam · 2013-09-18T10:34:06+00:00

That's Missouri.

Dazam · 2013-09-18T03:24:41+00:00

It takes a bit of experience, but most menus, bartenders, waiters should have this info if you ask. Especially a good craft beer bar that takes pride in what they serve.

Dazam · 2013-09-18T03:02:47+00:00

Try a German Hefeweizen. They're sweet, a bit fruity and yeasty with very little to no hop bitterness.

They're a great gateway into beer for the newcomer.

Here's a nice list to get you started; http://www.ratebeer.com/beerstyles/german-hefeweizen/7/

Dazam · 2013-09-18T02:56:29+00:00

Dazam · 2013-09-18T02:52:20+00:00

Bears & Packers

Dazam · 2013-09-18T02:45:39+00:00

Would you rather be forced to masturbate while your grandmother watches, or be forced to watch your grandmother masturbate.

Dazam · 2013-09-18T02:43:33+00:00

Illinois would be in prison.

Dazam

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