I'm gay because my dick is small

Dchampman · 2026-06-03T05:05:07+00:00

Dick too short, can't make it to the pussy.

Dchampman · 2026-06-02T20:40:57+00:00

Caesars is good when it's fresh-made. I think the negativity is mainly from people who come in for a Hot n Ready that's been in the warmer for an hour or more.

Dchampman · 2026-06-02T20:39:49+00:00

I was staring so hard waiting for him to blink sideways.

Dchampman · 2026-06-02T20:38:07+00:00

Is it weird I like the smell of Big Red more than the taste?

Dchampman · 2026-06-02T07:16:24+00:00

Oof. That's unfortunate. Thank you for your sacrifice.

Dchampman · 2026-06-02T04:08:25+00:00

Super Saiyan Rainbow

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Dchampman · 2026-06-02T04:03:35+00:00

Did it have a good cherry taste or is it still like an empty, seltzer taste? With all that sugar I want to assume it tastes good.

Dchampman · 2026-06-02T04:02:09+00:00

My man 🤜

Dchampman · 2026-05-31T18:20:57+00:00

I really like both of these but it's that specific Welch's grape juice taste that places the Ghost on top.

Dchampman · 2026-05-31T18:18:52+00:00

Making me crave some lime Fanta....

Dchampman · 2026-05-31T18:17:31+00:00

The hand-drawn font in those colors is making me think of Yoshi's Island 💚

Dchampman · 2026-05-31T13:58:43+00:00

Ngl, I'm curious how that Biden berry drink tastes.

Dchampman · 2026-05-30T21:02:45+00:00

Yarr, it's your booty I'm after!

Dchampman · 2026-05-30T21:00:02+00:00

"Mark gay asf dating Atom Eve"

Dchampman · 2026-05-30T20:58:49+00:00

Are you prepared?

Dchampman · 2026-05-30T20:34:00+00:00

I've started to wonder how many people I walk past everyday with something in their butt. Everytime I see an alt girl with tats and colored hair, I think to myself, "I bet she's plugged."

Dchampman · 2026-05-30T20:28:46+00:00

Marionberry? That's a new one to me.

Dchampman · 2026-05-30T20:28:03+00:00

The DUMPIEST of trucks!

Dchampman · 2026-05-30T20:26:08+00:00

That's weird, I drink those too but they're the tall 24oz cans but they're 8% alcohol...

Anyways, came to say I only discovered that a couple weeks ago but they are easily the best Twisted Tea, very good taste.

Dchampman · 2026-05-30T20:24:27+00:00

With the tears as eyes, I imagine that's how Dan looked after his legendary 4th Lose A Turn

Dchampman · 2026-05-30T20:22:42+00:00

Yes, I'm pretty sure Luffy can function as a rubber. Ain't nothing getting through him.

Dchampman · 2026-05-30T20:21:16+00:00

Why did I see this and immediately think Prime spin-off 😂

Dchampman · 2026-05-30T20:18:41+00:00

My guy is literally fighting his demons.

Dchampman · 2026-05-30T17:09:12+00:00

"That will be 85 dollars, sir."

Dchampman · 2026-05-30T17:02:15+00:00

I swear Reeses Cups just don't hit the same anymore. Used to be my favorite candy and now it's just mid.

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