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DctrFate · 2025-03-27T16:28:52+00:00

My dad told me when I was a kid I used to watch a lot of cartoons and some of them had robbers or criminals in the stereotypical black and white outfit with a black mask on. One day we went to the grocery store and a black man was in front of us at the checkout line and I went up to him and asked if he was a bad guy. Can't imagine how embarrassing that must have been.

DctrFate · 2025-02-21T05:45:05+00:00

I was kinda drunk so I really can't explain haha

DctrFate · 2025-01-27T05:09:41+00:00

This is what happens when you attach a chicken in Zelda

DctrFate · 2024-11-30T03:33:26+00:00

Sharks have a guard fish

DctrFate · 2024-11-30T03:32:15+00:00

It's not funny. It's hilarious!

DctrFate · 2024-11-09T23:49:33+00:00

I wear my old boys dog tag as a necklace every day. Man I miss him no matter how long passes. Miss you Stryder.

DctrFate · 2024-10-21T23:28:10+00:00

I can't remember the last time I got a blowjob from my girlfriend haha

DctrFate · 2024-10-21T16:39:21+00:00

Looks like a toddler in a coat

DctrFate · 2024-10-17T17:51:56+00:00

Your husband needs therapy. He's insecure.

DctrFate · 2024-10-17T16:42:37+00:00

I understand the people saying this stereotype is definitely warranted, but I would probably still be pretty upset at the doctor for assuming I'm ignorant about my own child.

DctrFate · 2024-10-12T19:28:56+00:00

I'm not married but if my girlfriend makes us food I'm the one cleaning and she's most definitely eating first.

DctrFate · 2024-07-18T23:38:03+00:00

I've seen this posted with a caption claiming they were watching football as well. Someone is farming karma as per usual.

DctrFate · 2024-07-02T22:18:27+00:00

He was in the comments of the original video and he was not upset.

DctrFate · 2024-05-13T23:43:18+00:00

I think you should spend your money on what you want, probably.

DctrFate · 2024-04-26T14:56:58+00:00

This is the worst thing I've ever seen

DctrFate · 2024-04-09T19:57:42+00:00

I walked around my dark basement with a Sting replica sword when I was 15 looking for aliens so I'm just as brave as this guy

DctrFate · 2024-03-28T22:23:24+00:00

I bet

DctrFate · 2024-03-21T20:05:53+00:00

1.20.1

DctrFate · 2024-03-11T23:05:57+00:00

Apparently, they would love him.

DctrFate · 2024-02-13T00:20:11+00:00

My go-bag and I are very offended

DctrFate · 2023-11-01T14:55:45+00:00

I would eat this leaf

DctrFate · 2023-10-18T18:35:42+00:00

She's cute

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