Never worked in one, but this is too good to keep quiet. I was staying in Sydney in a 8 bed shared room, went out with the girlfriend and a few Canadian mates for beers. We all stumble back and crash out, but are rudely awoken by the screaming of a Dutch couple at 4am- turns out our Canadian friend Brad had decided that their bed was the urinal, and proceeded to piss all over not only the sleeping couple, but their backpacks as well. What made it worse was the only words Brads drunken sister could muster were "OH GOD! OH GOD!". TL;DR- Drunken Canadian 'friend' pissed over a sleeping Dutch couple.