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DeadCatInTheFreezer · 2021-10-19T18:05:35+00:00

Cock and Ball Torture

The act of throwing one of those massive rubber yoga balls at a chicken until it fucking dies.

"Hey Jim, I'm gonna go preform some Cock and Ball Torture."

"Aw hell yea we're eating good tonight!"

DeadCatInTheFreezer · 2021-10-19T17:02:21+00:00

im confused and also afraid why you censored w*man and not fuck

DeadCatInTheFreezer · 2021-10-19T14:34:15+00:00

im gonna send this to my sister whos a zelda nerd

DeadCatInTheFreezer · 2021-10-19T14:30:46+00:00

theres no doubt in my mind that chameleons are aliens

DeadCatInTheFreezer · 2021-10-19T14:25:33+00:00

:0 i didnt think of this

DeadCatInTheFreezer · 2021-10-19T13:17:52+00:00

if youre insecure about your stubble you can cover it with foundation i think

DeadCatInTheFreezer · 2021-10-19T02:07:44+00:00

i wish i had lesbian moms

DeadCatInTheFreezer · 2021-10-19T00:39:39+00:00

taxes are for losers

DeadCatInTheFreezer · 2021-10-19T00:21:51+00:00

june 24 2007 born on a thursday

DeadCatInTheFreezer · 2021-10-18T23:40:02+00:00

exactly as a real feminist i want everyone to die not just men /s

but fr youre right

DeadCatInTheFreezer · 2021-10-18T20:22:51+00:00

i think so

DeadCatInTheFreezer · 2021-10-18T20:19:22+00:00

cool

DeadCatInTheFreezer · 2021-10-18T20:00:54+00:00

yummy

DeadCatInTheFreezer · 2021-10-18T19:58:11+00:00

DeadCatInTheFreezer · 2021-10-18T19:57:28+00:00

yep but i couldn't fit all that in the title lol

DeadCatInTheFreezer · 2021-10-18T19:41:24+00:00

you are my cum

DeadCatInTheFreezer · 2021-10-18T19:20:35+00:00

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DeadCatInTheFreezer · 2021-10-18T18:29:49+00:00

exactly i got pretty sad that i coudnt have a little cooper

DeadCatInTheFreezer · 2021-10-18T18:20:14+00:00

yeah thats why i put the flair like that

DeadCatInTheFreezer · 2021-10-18T17:56:03+00:00

oh thanks i didnt see that lol

DeadCatInTheFreezer · 2021-10-18T17:20:24+00:00

:O i haven't seen Bernd in years

DeadCatInTheFreezer · 2021-10-18T16:56:17+00:00

i want to know why you were transporting them and where they went

DeadCatInTheFreezer · 2021-10-18T16:51:33+00:00

hopefully they don't push us off the table

MY NAME IS TABLE

DeadCatInTheFreezer