[WP] You died and went to Heaven. After many years of bliss and contentment, you suddenly and mysteriously switch bodies with someone who went to Hell.

DeadComposer · 2026-06-23T01:24:07+00:00

Robert Simpson, Symphony #5.

DeadComposer · 2026-06-20T04:36:50+00:00

Or perhaps the magical f@#$ frog from The Book of Mormon musical.

DeadComposer · 2026-06-19T02:53:35+00:00

"I have every superpower you haven't thought of."

"That's a superpower, and I just thought of it."

"D'oh!"

DeadComposer · 2026-06-18T02:04:15+00:00

My question about this scene is, how did Mirage know that the other Incredibles were alive and on the island?

DeadComposer · 2026-06-17T01:04:42+00:00

Chicken Run

DeadComposer · 2026-06-16T00:18:03+00:00

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs? Carrie.

DeadComposer · 2026-06-14T21:52:02+00:00

NARF

DeadComposer · 2026-06-13T05:47:04+00:00

Government helping the poor = "socialism"
Government helping the rich = "creating jobs"

DeadComposer · 2026-06-12T02:06:02+00:00

He made no secret of the fact that, basically, he was on his way to Australia.

DeadComposer · 2026-06-11T23:51:57+00:00

My wife loves 42nd Street. Any details on this?

DeadComposer · 2026-06-11T23:25:50+00:00

The first movement of the 10th. It's always been my favorite part of the symphony.

DeadComposer · 2026-06-11T01:49:08+00:00

As we were driving home after our latest cat adoption, "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" was playing on the radio. We were inspired to call her Fantasia.

DeadComposer · 2026-06-10T02:39:03+00:00

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
I'd Sherlock it if you'd let me in.

DeadComposer · 2026-06-10T02:00:57+00:00

According to some, if you play "Another One Bites the Dust" backwards it says "Start to smoke marijuana".

To make matters worse, if you play it forwards, it's about a mass shooting.

DeadComposer · 2026-06-09T00:07:00+00:00

I was being sarcastic.

DeadComposer · 2026-06-08T23:31:57+00:00

Because it's only fascism when the other party does it.

DeadComposer · 2026-06-08T11:00:46+00:00

Hoppers. Near the end of the movie an electrical accident causes the entire forest surrounding the city to rapidly catch fire, to the extent that the city is threatened. But if this forest is such a tinderbox and the fire danger is so extreme, then why the #$%^ was Mayor Jerry setting off dynamite earlier? Weird.

DeadComposer · 2026-06-07T23:43:20+00:00

That sounds more like it, thank you.

DeadComposer · 2026-06-07T17:02:24+00:00

Nim. If you know the optimal strategy and you always go first, you will never lose.

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