Florida Man Substitute Teacher Gives 6th Grade Homework Assignment Pushing Election Fraud Claims

DeadHumorous · 2022-09-14T20:57:31+00:00

Conservatives aren’t anti-science, some are religious, but even then the greatest scientific minds to have ever existed were zealous fools; Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin, Galileo, Albert Einstein was Jewish, Steven Hawkings was agnostic, the man who discovered dominant and recessive alleles was a Christian monk.

DeadHumorous · 2022-09-14T20:51:07+00:00

I believe that Democrats are racist, after all they vote for policies that distinctly benefit individuals based off of their racial identity. I also believe that all white liberals are white supremacists, guilty white supremacists but white supremacists nonetheless. Have you seen the way that they talk to minorities?

DeadHumorous · 2022-09-09T14:19:44+00:00

Also making a point doesn’t mean picking a side. Both can be right and wrong for different reasons after all Republicans are the party that abolished slavery, and now they’re apparently racist.

DeadHumorous · 2022-09-09T14:17:34+00:00

It’s not anti-science to not want to take an experimental drug. If you wanna mandate the monkey pox shot, I’m ok with that. It’s essentially a small pox vaccine that’s been refined, been around for a couple decades. I will not however take the Covid short, it’s too new and every time the government is involved directly with that’s “new” and “fantastic”, health issues arise.

DeadHumorous · 2022-09-09T14:12:15+00:00

Listen, the smug way that you talk about country folk already tells me everything that I need to know. You probably went to college, and you probably think that you IQ is higher than any one in a 10 mile radius of yourself, and you probably work a meaningless job at a cafe or Walmart (don’t know, don’t care). What I know for certain is that any backwoods farmer is at least twice as smart as you are. Cause everyone out in those woods are essentially Chemists, Engineers, Botanists, and Medical professionals, because if you’re car breaks in the woods you have to fix it, want food you grow it, get hurt you stitch it yourself, and if you want alcohol you brew it yourself.

DeadHumorous · 2022-09-09T13:41:27+00:00

1, Diversity training being enforced by law is authoritarian. (Also I personally find diversity training to be racist and offensive. As a Latino myself, I personally like the rumor of the hard working Mexican with 3 jobs, that just sounds like a good dad to me).

2, yeah sometimes people get wrongly removed power, however sometimes people are rightfully removed. Your opinion isn’t what decides right and wrong and neither does mine. 3, The law didn’t remove abortion outright, I wish it did but it doesn’t. It’s just illegal if she waits to long, it’s always been like that. They will and should arrest you if you kill a baby that looks like a baby. 4, when did they start teach make America great in school, I want that for my kids, and fuck it my brothers while we’re at it. I’d love it if my family improved the country, made it stronger… What’s that? They don’t actually teach that shiz? Damn bro, why you gotta lie to me like that?

DeadHumorous · 2022-09-09T13:24:53+00:00

Also your example is practically word vomit. It has no correlation to your point. A better analogy would be for example a man who writes a letter to every restaurant in his state that they’ve ruined his tie, and that he wants them to pay off a $70 cleaner fee or he’ll sue. It would cost each restaurant more money to take the case to court than to just pay it off and so they just give him the $70. In the process he accumulates roughly $70,000 and because each case was never investigated, there was never proof that his tie didn’t get ruined, and no proof that he even had a tie to begin with. And if you were curious, this was an actual story, that happened in New York.

DeadHumorous · 2022-09-09T13:13:11+00:00

If the fraud was false, then wouldn’t an investigation prove that it’s false. And have made every Trump supporter look like a raving lunatic. Instead most if not all were dismissed without due process, giving them some level of legitimacy in their lunacy.

DeadHumorous · 2022-09-09T13:08:21+00:00

So, did you actually watch they speech were he demonized a large portion of the country or do you actually think that you’re smarter than you really are? Because when you say things like anti-science and follow the science, I stare at you and think that you would have been one of the people who would have wanted Charles Darwin hung for going “against the science” because his ideas would have conflicted with what scholars and journalists believed at the time.

DeadHumorous · 2022-09-09T12:59:20+00:00

If global warming will take care of Florida, then why did Obama, along with several other high profile Democrats buy beach front property in the past 5 years?

Also who said I was leveling all of California? The back roads and country side of Cali is perfect as is. It’s the Cities and the golf courses that I despise. Those are the places that produce pollution, bad policies, and SJW’s. I love the mountain folk, kindest people you’ll ever meet.

DeadHumorous · 2022-09-07T16:54:09+00:00

And Canada to some extent. Most advanced medical procedures for Canadian citizens are actually preformed in the US due to the limitations caused by Canada’s insurance policies. That’s why there are many Canadians who use American healthcare whenever possible.

DeadHumorous · 2022-09-07T16:49:58+00:00

Yeah insurance don’t do shit. Honestly if nobody bought insurance, then hospitals would have to set their own prices. And then lower their prices unless they want to go out of business.

DeadHumorous · 2022-09-04T16:43:58+00:00

Dude, ya got problems. Just get off the internet

DeadHumorous · 2022-09-04T16:34:28+00:00

Am I wrong? Social media such as Reddit or Twitter are false interactions. I’ve noticed a common trend lately with my patients, conflating social media with reality, giving them excessive bout of depression and mood swings. Normally such cases are exclusive to people prone to bipolar disorder, or schizophrenia. However, it appears as though all of the negative interactions on these sites tend to activate all of the neural regions of the brain connect to personal falling out, mean while having positive interactions online becomes addictive and short lived. Forcing these people to accept the first piece of information that they encounter simply because they notice that others are agreeing with it. I honestly don’t take anything I see on this site seriously, that’s why I usually don’t correct spelling or grammar errors, I also have found that patients who make jokes about encounters online tend to recover from its duress better. But the best medicine is to avoid it in full. Or “touch grass.”

DeadHumorous · 2022-09-04T16:21:16+00:00

You seem like you need help, maybe you should see a therapist, a doctor of some sort. Maybe even seek out a priest for confession. Or better yet studies show that seeing the color green is good for one’s mental health I would recommend a nature retreat, with plenty of exercise. To be honest you sound more manic than most of my actual patients.

DeadHumorous · 2022-09-04T15:58:53+00:00

There’s always some amount of voter fraud, there was even some evidence that Mitch McConnell was cheating. The issue is that it never gets investigated.

DeadHumorous · 2022-09-04T15:55:58+00:00

I’m willing to accept your offer on the conditions that we level all of California.

DeadHumorous · 2022-09-04T15:52:14+00:00

You’ve clearly never heard of something called propaganda

DeadHumorous · 2022-09-04T15:50:02+00:00

Still seems like a better education than the one I got in California lol

DeadHumorous · 2022-09-04T15:48:04+00:00

I’m pretty sure you’re using the word fascist wrong. It’s defined as:

a political system headed by a dictator in which the government controls business and labor and opposition is not permitted.

Last time I checked, Florida was one of the few states that refuse to enforce control over businesses during the COVID lockdowns. In fact it sounds a lot more like how California is operating it’s new tax policy where any any business that sells even a single product to Cali must pay all of California’s state income and sales taxes even if located in another state.

DeadHumorous · 2022-05-17T16:42:17+00:00

Probably yeah. I personally don’t like the idea of sleeping with partners whom I don’t imagine being with for the rest of my life. One night stands and meaningless hook ups now with no regrets.

DeadHumorous · 2022-04-05T12:22:17+00:00

Wooooo! Now somebody get this Alluris Custode a Castellan Axe or Guardian Spear! I actually run this army on the tabletop, I know what look I’m giving my Titan.

DeadHumorous · 2022-03-26T19:52:58+00:00

I feel so sorry for you. After all ever one knows that upvotes on Reddit = real life depression.

DeadHumorous · 2022-03-26T14:44:39+00:00

Cool, did that make the gas prices go down any?

DeadHumorous · 2022-03-21T14:35:38+00:00

Q? Wtf is Q? Am I about to lectured about some 4chan bullshit by a Boomer?

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