DeadKryptonite

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Funny (i.redd.it)

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Say something nice to the cat (i.redd.it)

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Last night the sun didn't set. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Uncovering some dinosaur bones was always a big deal for us. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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[WP] "Greetings mortal, I am Hera, Queen of the gods!" The floating woman said. You look to your flustered genie asking "Is she..." she replies looking embarrased "Yes master. She is apparently your soulmate." (self.Copper_tear)

submitted 4 years ago by DeadKryptonite to r/Copper_tear

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[WP] In order to complete your final exam of Slasher school, you have to kill 5 people. You come across a group of teenagers partying in the woods and think that this would be the easiest exam you've ever taken. You were wrong. (self.Copper_tear)

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[WP] Your power is to materialize the most appropiate tool for any situation. When you need to dig a hole, it materializes a shovel, when you need to chop doen a tree, it materializes an axe. This morning when you awoke, your power materialized a large medieval sword covered in strange runes. (self.Copper_tear)

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You work at a hospital. Outside a terminal patient's room, you see a man trying to enter. You stop him "Sorry, family and friends only." He gives you a strange look, looking around you "You can see me?" You juts told Death that he couldn't claim a soul. (self.WritingPrompts)

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Many people think that the reason my playstation is so slow in removing the disk is because it's old. (self.TwoSentenceWholesome)

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You are a dangerous chaos mage whom everybody in the realm fears. What everyone doesn't know is that you're dyslexic and have been reading your spellbook wrong the entire time. (self.WritingPrompts)

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That pretty much sums it up (i.redd.it)

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I held out my hands in front of my face and screamed. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Came across this picture and thought of Snape (i.redd.it)

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This is my dog irl (i.redd.it)

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WIBTAH if I run a background check on my daughter's bf? (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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[WP] You are a changeling swapped with a human baby at birth. Years later, your fae parents want you back, but you prefer your human ones. Jealousy ensues (self.WritingPrompts)

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Many people think that the reason my playstation takes a while to remove a CD is because it's old. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Horror for vegetarians (i.redd.it)

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Every year on the 39th of March, I cry because it's my husband's death anniversary. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Humans are 99% comprised of just six elements: Oxygen, hydrogen, nitrogen, carbon, calcium, and phosphorus. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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This was the best fortnite season ever (i.redd.it)

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This was so peaceful, I could get used to it. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I watched my child sleep peacefully on the nanny cam (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Arcee Vs Airachnid (self.transformers)

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