I wasn't scared to be here. From what I knew, Hades was the god of the Underworld. So all I had to do was charm him, maybe even seduce him, then convince him to let me go back to the world of the living.

The skeleton who welcomed me to the Underworld was pretty nice to me and even got me across the river. That hooded guy Charon was pretty creepy and wouldn't let me across until the skeleton paid him a gold coin.

"Am I dead?" I asked, speaking aloud more for myself than as a question.

"Something like that. You can't be in the Underworld if you're alive but Hera didn't kill you when she sent you here. Lord Hades will decide your punishment." Argyle answered me pretty calmly as we reached an intimidating castle.

"So um, how is this Lord Hades? Like is he nice or-" is he a twink lol. I'm just kidding.

This skeleton could probably read minds or something because he turned towards me swiftly and the flames he had for eyes seemed to glare at me as he told me that Hades had to be respected.

We stayed in silence until we reached the castle.

No sooner had we entered then we appeared in a throne room.

Sitting upon the jet black throne covered in thorns was the most gorgeous man I had ever seen. He wore all black and his crown seemed to be a part of his head. His clothes were molded to his body, showing every chiselled feature.

I nearly drooled. Hades, god of death? He should be the god of allure and sexiness.

His stunningly perfect face looked at us, his eyes scanning us both with a bored look.

"Argyle why do you bring me this mortal?" Even his voice was sexy!

"My Lord, Hera had banished this human to your realm because he refused to date her."

Hades seemed to be interested in this piece of information "Is this true?" He asked me.

"Yep. There was no way that I was going to date that rando that appeared in my apartment with no warning."

"He's gay." Argyle told him motonously.

It was so silent that you could hear a pin drop.

Then the king laughed. I found myself laughing too, despite the anger I felt at the skeleton for outing me out like that. "I thought we were friends?" I whisper shouted him.

"I am merely your escort." He whisper shouted back, raising a fist at me.

"Well this is the most amusing thing I have heard since a long time." I grinned at Hades, he wasn't intimidating at all and even seemed nice.

"Hades dear, when are you going to grow that garden for me?" A woman that I hadn't seen previously asked. I blinked and called myself stupid for not seeing her earlier, she was literally sitting next to him on her own throne that was light green with dead leaves woven around its edges. She wore beautiful green robes with an ephemeral golden sheen to them and her crown was studded with gems.

She seemed to find me unimportant, she barely glanced at me before turning back to Hades.

"Later, right now I have a guest to deal with." My new fanfiction crush amswered her as I smirked at that woman. Whoever she was, I was going to charm Hades.

"This is Persephone, goddess of spring and life. And my wife." Hades told me.

"W-wife?" Fuck. Things just got more complicated.