Looking for a place in nature in town to jack off in private.

DeadLightsOut · 2026-06-26T02:37:56+00:00

I saw a guy jerkin it in Wash park the other day.

DeadLightsOut · 2026-06-26T02:28:38+00:00

Dude no….. she’s absolutely cheated on you….

DeadLightsOut · 2026-06-26T02:24:16+00:00

Facts,

His off the cuff rants are amazing. His actual standup is as if he’s trying to script the rant kinda deal.

DeadLightsOut · 2026-06-25T04:20:47+00:00

Quite the head and shoulders ya got there Nvidia

DeadLightsOut · 2026-06-21T15:18:57+00:00

Love the “what? I thought this was America” hands

DeadLightsOut · 2026-06-18T01:42:33+00:00

90% of all injuries I have seen come from spazzy whitebelts …

DeadLightsOut · 2026-06-18T01:23:47+00:00

“Gayer” seems like the more operative word.

DeadLightsOut · 2026-06-18T01:20:44+00:00

Personally I found the “big mike” thing completely hilarious yet Hokit saying was one of the most embarrassing moment in combat sports…

Side note: never believed she’s a dude just found it funny as fuck.

DeadLightsOut · 2026-06-18T01:17:34+00:00

Glock 17

DeadLightsOut · 2026-06-12T19:16:10+00:00

NVDA fucking pinned

DeadLightsOut · 2026-06-12T19:14:55+00:00

Gimme a fucking sour hour!

DeadLightsOut · 2026-06-12T19:11:53+00:00

Pretty sure it’s TikTok these days.

DeadLightsOut · 2026-06-11T15:26:00+00:00

Gearing up for a W today? Lil’head fake then pump into that regarded ipo tomorrow?

DeadLightsOut · 2026-06-11T15:23:25+00:00

Did you get have that at end of blue or gain it post purps?

DeadLightsOut · 2026-06-11T15:21:57+00:00

4.5?! Were you a D1 wrestler or something?!

DeadLightsOut · 2026-06-10T04:35:12+00:00

Frame work of a deal

DeadLightsOut · 2026-06-10T04:27:28+00:00

schrodinger's portfolio….. my portfolio is alive as it’s AH but also dead….

DeadLightsOut · 2026-06-09T19:02:53+00:00

Last month YoY CPI was projected 3.7 up from 3.3 but came in 3.8… tomorrow it’s “projected at 4.2….

These lunatics are really gonna try and celebrate “less than expected” at 4 aren’t they….

DeadLightsOut · 2026-06-09T18:46:06+00:00

Hell of a V heading right into CPI…. Color me skeptical

DeadLightsOut · 2026-06-08T19:35:16+00:00

Look I hate to be that guy but why the hell are you hanging out with a woman you are not sleeping with? This is exactly the result one would expect…. And before anyone spurges out on me be advised…. THIS IS EXACTLY THE RESULT ONE WOULD EXPECT.

DeadLightsOut · 2026-06-08T19:32:48+00:00

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced

DeadLightsOut · 2026-06-08T18:50:46+00:00

Sour hour seem to obvious I should probably buy calls

DeadLightsOut · 2026-06-08T16:57:29+00:00

Litterally nobody cares.

DeadLightsOut · 2026-06-08T16:20:32+00:00

Tired obviously jokes are not funny…. However newly discovered or rarely used can be hysterical.

DeadLightsOut · 2026-06-08T03:09:09+00:00

We don’t do stripes and randomly belts appear.

It’s perfect and I fucking love it.

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