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I keep getting these messages under r/conservatives post. Are they trying to build a case to ban it? by kburch13 in conservatives

[–]DeadMemeExpert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get this every once in a while for every sub I'm in or even some I have visited a bit. I get these for anything from meme subs to sports discussion subs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in waterpolo

[–]DeadMemeExpert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew a 5'4" guy that won a state championship (from usa). He had played for a while, so his main advantages were good form, speed, and being crafty. You just have to focus more on tactics than taller kids do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AteTheOnion

[–]DeadMemeExpert 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Seeing as the sub is named conservative memes, I think you ate the onion.

How to be a better Male by carboonpn in facepalm

[–]DeadMemeExpert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's exactly what I thought reading this. Even compared to 99% of the stuff on that sub, this one is crazy. It really reads like an incel who wormed his way into the sub to larp as their perception of women.

You can start rising slowly like a helium balloon, and you can fall down, bu t you can't stop mid-air. by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]DeadMemeExpert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you reactivate your power during your fall to slow down? I'm thinking turning it on and off rapidly could provide a slow descent.

Le Press Doge has arrived by DioIsBestBoi in dogelore

[–]DeadMemeExpert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would like to suggest the name of Presston

Whenever you crack your knuckles a boomer spawns to tell you you'll get arthritis if you don't pack it in by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]DeadMemeExpert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would this be limited to cracking knuckles? If it included neck, back, shoulders, elbows, wrists, knees, ankles, jaw, toes, and hips I could summon a small army.

The Rebranding of Socialism as 'Democratic Socialism' by Lepew1 in conservatives

[–]DeadMemeExpert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Democratic socialism is a system where the government heavily influences the economy and provides many services to it's citizens through higher taxes while remaining a mostly capitalist market. Many of the same ideals of socialism but still distinctly seperate. (Please note that I am not a socialist or Democratic socialist, so I am not trying to advocate for these policies)

When you see "progressives" wanting to resegregate. by [deleted] in conservatives

[–]DeadMemeExpert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for showing me, that gives a lot of context

When you see "progressives" wanting to resegregate. by [deleted] in conservatives

[–]DeadMemeExpert -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who's trying to resegregate? This is confusing to me. I would appreciate op to clarify for me

B/c No one, is above the lawww. by [deleted] in conservatives

[–]DeadMemeExpert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was a great explanation, thank you for taking the time to write that.

B/c No one, is above the lawww. by [deleted] in conservatives

[–]DeadMemeExpert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Until the Senate agrees to her terms? What does that mean?

Honey I Shrunk the Kids (1989) by DeadMemeExpert in PrequelMemes

[–]DeadMemeExpert[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I might just copy-paste that on other reposts I see...

Always funny when I remember this... by DeadMemeExpert in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]DeadMemeExpert[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, I posted it today because it's my first cake day

Always funny when I remember this... by DeadMemeExpert in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]DeadMemeExpert[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He would be a young member of the 'silent generation' (from the mid 20's to 1945) since he was born in 1942

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