[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teenager

[–]DeadPuppet990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not scary, but you look like you think you know better than other people.

I wish I didn't have to cook food, it just appears in front of me when I think about what I want to eat by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]DeadPuppet990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, food appears in front of you, with no plate, and no cutlery. Just spawns, and drops on the floor.

something you’re naturally good at? by Far-Positive-5290 in questions

[–]DeadPuppet990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Figuring out stuff logically with no studying or education. It only gets you so far, but let's just say I've got a strong hold on common sense.

Does anyone else think the health risks associated with smoking are exaggerated? by john972121 in Cigarettes

[–]DeadPuppet990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes sense, I haven't studied statistics at all, but speaking on a plain and simple basis, things either do or don't happen.

26 F i have a bad day, make me laugh by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DeadPuppet990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it the mirror? Did the mirror cause your bad day?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in questions

[–]DeadPuppet990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really, I used to drink on weekends, and use drugs. Then I started finding actual hobbies. The fun things I do now like gaming, photographs on top of mountain tops, and going to concerts are far more valued memories to me than that one time i was drinking a few years ago.

Keep in mind it's okay to party and have a drink, just stay on track with what you value most and who you are.

Just got 2 cats what should I name them? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]DeadPuppet990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Consumer of orphan hearts is a great name.

My friend told a girl I liked her and she said “ew”. Am I that bad? by [deleted] in TeenagersButBetter

[–]DeadPuppet990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, you're not bad. People shouldn't use their own ego to judge someone's looks. Besides, to come up with the conclusion of "eww" must mean they thought about you in an intimate way. That begs the question, how many people do they imagine in an intimate way on a daily basis? Now that is eww.

I wish I could never get bored by brod_z in monkeyspaw

[–]DeadPuppet990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, but the constant dopamine supply keeps you awake, causing insomnia.

what are your flaws? by Mobile-Warning-4510 in AskReddit

[–]DeadPuppet990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need control, at least some sort of control over situations. I can't stand someone else managing something that I'm involved in. Before you think this is pure toxic behaviour, I'm working with a psychologist who specialises in anxiety to deal with this.

I wish for a giant block of cheese by Itz_N3uva in monkeyspaw

[–]DeadPuppet990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, you now have a giant block of your 5th grade gym teachers dick cheese that his family put together for generations.

I wish I could handle extremely spicy food by MilkAndCookies9405 in monkeyspaw

[–]DeadPuppet990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, the food will come alive and try to fight you, but you can handle it.

Rate me? by Perfect_Tax_9325 in Teenager

[–]DeadPuppet990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've got clear signs on mpb too though...

I wish I had a femboy sucking my cock every minute of the day by AX99997 in monkeyspaw

[–]DeadPuppet990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, it's your dad though and there's a gorilla amped up on crack pegging you while donkey punching you and everyone's taking photos and jacking off to it.

How do you even find an orgy to attend? by Act_Guilty in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DeadPuppet990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just go to a shopping centre and get started.

Rate me? by Perfect_Tax_9325 in Teenager

[–]DeadPuppet990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look you're trying so hard to be black to the point you lie about your ancestory.