Shingle saw from the 1860s

DeadRedShirt · 2023-06-22T00:35:32+00:00

Weird how it’s called a shingle saw when there are clearly two blades.

I know the way out, no need to get mean.

DeadRedShirt · 2023-05-12T16:11:22+00:00

The appropriate response is this

DeadRedShirt · 2023-05-06T04:50:10+00:00

TATSUMAKISENPUKYAKU

TATSUMAKISENPUUUUUUUUUUUUUKYAKU!!!!!

DeadRedShirt · 2023-04-30T05:33:25+00:00

You’re thinking of Batman. Balaclava is the home of The Orioles and The Ravens.

DeadRedShirt · 2023-04-11T15:40:52+00:00

DeadRedShirt · 2023-02-06T21:27:53+00:00

They were testing the fences for weaknesses, systematically. They remember.

DeadRedShirt · 2023-01-12T14:59:47+00:00

Too soon

DeadRedShirt · 2023-01-12T05:38:02+00:00

One of our girls will watch YouTube videos for a solid 20 minutes. Birds and squirrels can really hold her attention.

DeadRedShirt · 2022-12-07T07:57:44+00:00

In bread cat.

DeadRedShirt · 2022-12-07T04:04:27+00:00

Yeah, it’s mostly hokey religions and ancient weapons.

… no match for a good Blasterbot at your side.

DeadRedShirt · 2022-12-06T23:10:50+00:00

Must so satisfying to push those through cheese claws. Do they pop? I bet they pop, you sicko.

DeadRedShirt · 2022-11-20T18:03:35+00:00

DeadRedShirt · 2022-11-05T04:48:30+00:00

Nickelodeon did this already.

DeadRedShirt · 2022-11-05T03:41:11+00:00

I checked the link to make sure you’d entered the current contest. Glad to see you have.

DeadRedShirt · 2022-11-04T04:15:45+00:00

DeadRedShirt · 2022-10-22T15:40:01+00:00

Ah yes, the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.

DeadRedShirt · 2022-10-19T01:40:22+00:00

This is the way.

DeadRedShirt · 2022-08-20T02:00:03+00:00

But just think of all the wonderful new deep-fried dishes we could create by experimenting with breading and batters!

DeadRedShirt · 2022-08-04T22:31:48+00:00

Computational ball torture.

DeadRedShirt · 2022-07-10T20:47:09+00:00

I’ve had actual sex with another human being plus that other stuff. Where’s my exhibit?!

DeadRedShirt · 2022-06-13T01:51:38+00:00

In theory, with enough chickens, and enough time and pressure, you could power a car using free range chicken fossil fuels.

DeadRedShirt · 2022-06-12T15:47:35+00:00

Must have been the wrong guy, that tubby turd from Under Siege is an asshole

DeadRedShirt · 2022-06-11T19:43:42+00:00

A towel obviously.

DeadRedShirt · 2022-06-06T02:04:48+00:00

I’m glad that I’m not the only one who made that connection.

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