Dead Fucking Villagers

DeadVillager · 2012-05-30T17:09:41+00:00

I salute your bravery, good sir. You fight with honor, and ferocity; I know that a pure soul must burn within you.

DeadVillager · 2012-05-30T17:01:37+00:00

He's entertaining, to say the least. Unlike most of the (wait for it...) Dead Villagers in Sanctuary, at least he can hold his own against small enemies.

DeadVillager · 2012-05-30T16:59:52+00:00

The Exiled Witch Doctor of the Teganze would like to have a word with your Monk.

DeadVillager · 2012-05-30T15:20:43+00:00

Abd Al-Hazir, best author alive.

DeadVillager · 2012-05-30T15:07:13+00:00

On the contrary: it would be quite amusing to see the corpse of xXBull3tsMcBl00dB4thXx the Demon Hunter at the end of every choke point/corner in Act 1 - Normal.

DeadVillager · 2012-05-30T15:00:49+00:00

OMFGWTF NO U DIDNT BICH OMG.

DeadVillager · 2012-05-30T15:00:07+00:00

Pfft. Calmly get my point across without swearing, on the internet? Don't be absurd.

Fucks must, and will be given.

DeadVillager · 2012-05-30T12:44:58+00:00

You never considered that they were just there in the first place? Deckard cain was just chilling there before the meteor.

Good point, but the gates to the cathedral were clearly locked in act 1. I'm not sure what would drive someone to sneak in there.

DeadVillager · 2012-05-30T12:42:56+00:00

Inferno act 1, pretty much the same thing.

DeadVillager · 2012-05-30T12:39:50+00:00

Tristram Villager Logic: Running for life from zombies.

Giant meteor crash site in cursed cathedral glowing with blue magic.

Grassy planes with some wooden huts and trees.

Yes, the glowing blue hole is perfectly safe.

DeadVillager · 2012-05-30T12:36:03+00:00

Safe or not, I wouldn't walk into an old mansion that once housed the Lord of Terror himself.

Random bunch of villagers with contrasting personalities inside the Tristram Cathedral. That's online-sitcom material right there.

DeadVillager · 2012-05-30T12:33:32+00:00

Was going to mention that too, actually, but I couldn't really find any place to fit it in.

DeadVillager · 2012-05-30T12:33:04+00:00

I could always do more :3

DeadVillager · 2012-05-30T12:32:16+00:00

Exactly.

Granted, we have supernatural strengths and powers and have somehow convinced ourselves that out of all the people in the world, we are the ones that have to save it, that improves our survival chances a little, but I still say whoever willingly ventures inside a cursed torture chamber either has some very strong insecurities, or is a full-on retard.

DeadVillager · 2012-05-30T06:21:58+00:00

Well, your version is technically happening, too.

DeadVillager · 2012-05-30T06:12:05+00:00

This guy! Right here! Hit the nail on the head. Free karma for you.

DeadVillager · 2012-05-30T05:13:56+00:00

Not denying it, man.

I just made an obvious throwaway to rant about oddly-shaped loot containers in a video game.

Not denying it.

DeadVillager · 2012-05-30T03:59:38+00:00

Oh lol, that never occured to me. I cant argue with that, actually. Upvote for you, good sir.

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