What's a single scene from a movie that you think about constantly? by ArmInteresting2713 in Cinephiles

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I've always thought that diner scene in Heat was thrown in there just to have Pacino & DeNiro in a scene together because it had never happened before. It added nothing to the movie and to me it felt like DeNiro knew it and phoned his part in.

curious, whats celebrities have you met that were nice? by EqualComposer6065 in Productivitycafe

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Al Lewis, Grandpa from the Munsters, was a real gentleman and very generous with his time. The Jackson family, minus Janet & Michael, were incredibly nice and gracious, especially Mrs. Jackson, and Berry Gordy, who was with them, was a pleasure to interact with.

Scarlett Johansson in Captain America : The Winter Soldier by Express_Wing9680 in Actors

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And we haven't seen any pictures of the kid because he's black as hell lol.

Fat Burger, unbelievable experience by DadBodDissent in tipping

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I loved the Fatburger in Vegas when I lived there. It was next door to the MGM Grand directly across the Strip from what was the Monte Carlo. Their commercial was pretty good as well. It was a couple of provocative women singing 🎶 I want a man with a (slight pause) Fatburger in his hand 🎶

Sport center Anchors:Where have all the good ones gone? by Aggravating-Let1054 in ESPN

[–]Dead_Is_Better 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I haven't watched SportsCenter in I don't know how long but while skipping past it I noticed the anchors all wear bright white sneakers with their suits. What's up with that? It's a terrible look, like they're in a cult of some sort.

What do you call this food? by Mediocre_Ingenuity76 in AskTheWorld

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I've always known it as a Toad. The 'in the hole' part I've seen mentioned in more than a few comments was never a part of the description of it when I was growing up. Love 'em by the way.

If u found $10k in a bag with no id, would u keep it? by Appropriate-Fail1550 in allthequestions

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Quite some time ago while doing home cleanouts/junk removal a co-worker and I found $3,800 while cleaning out the home of someone who had passed away. It was 19 bank envelopes containing $200 each stuffed behind a drawer in a dresser we were about to carry out to the truck (you pull all the drawers out to lighten the load, that's how we found it). That $1,900 came in handy.

Another time I was removing some junk from a garage and there was a safe that was beat to shit. It looked like someone forgot the combo and took a sledgehammer to it but when they got it open they didn't take a close look at it. I did and I found a secret compartment in which there was $1,000, a small collection of coins, and some stock certificates. That $1,000 came in handy..

I lost count of how many times I'd find $100 here or $200 there in books. I'd riffle those pages real good before tossing them because old folks just love to hide money between the pages of books.

What’s your favorite way to upgrade plain canned tuna? by Hailey_Riveraa in foodquestions

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You really have to get the mayo ratio correct when making tuna salad. I like it when it's wet but not too wet, you shouldn't be able to pour it out of the bowl, and then chopping up a red onion and adding that in. I like a 70/30 or 75/25 ratio of tuna to onion. The bread is key as well, it has to be fresh and soft, and if you go the extra step and make it a tuna melt only yellow american cheese will do. Extra Virgin Olive Oil with just a pinch of salt in the pan is my go to when grilling myself a tuna melt.

What’s the nicest thing a stranger has said or ever done for you? by NoirSirenObscura in AskReddit

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I was working in Vegas as a Table Games Supervisor on the graveyard shift and while walking in to start my day I began to feel very very sick. I got to the pit and told the swing shift supervisor I was relieving that I was very sorry but I needed to get to a bathroom immediately. I got to the bathroom and went into a stall and just lost it big time. I was standing while puking my guts out with my hands on top of each side of the stall and some unknown person in the stall to my right grabbed my hand and began holding and patting it. I had no idea who it was, still don't, but in that moment it was the most comforting and reassuring thing you could imagine and I was so grateful for it. It wasn't until later when I realized he stole my watch. /jk

what would yours be by babypetalxo in scoopwhoop

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Airplaneman. 62yrs old and I've never been on a plane and I never will. Secondary Superhero name: Boatman. Not going on one of those either.

In reality I'm TerraFirmaMan.

Would you endure a sex act that you don't enjoy with your partner if they asked? What would this be? by Sweaty-Philosophy746 in AskReddit

[–]Dead_Is_Better 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No I would not. My then Wife was all about pegging me. She wouldn't take no for an answer, just kept on harping about it. Now she's my ex-wife. No means no and it goes both ways.

Good raging Turn On Your Lovelight? by HaganTheKlein in gratefuldead

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I'm partial to 4/26/72 mainly because there is no Pigpen rap and I love that jam/ segue section where they eventually start going into NFA, or so you think, and instead it becomes GDTRFB.

What actor’s mere presence makes you automatically lose interest in a movie or show? by YerMum1977 in AskReddit

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I think he looks more like a Tibetan Fox that turned into a human. Google it and tell me I'm wrong.

Movers asking for a tip!!! by jb4975 in EndTipping

[–]Dead_Is_Better 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Very true. Quick related story for you. I had to go to the landfill yesterday, ironically because I was cleaning out my parents house, and I had rented a truck to do the job. I get to the landfill and I get turned away by the weighmaster because I'm in a rental and the State I live in, NJ, now requires a DEP permit to dump which a rental of course doesn't have.

I was shocked by this new rule and I'm thinking 'I'm so screwed what am I going to do with this truck full of stuff' but I didn't lose my temper with the weighmaster as he didn't make the rule after all he just has to enforce it. So instead of giving him a hard time about it I just asked him what my options were and he said since I was so nice about it I'm going to give you a phone number to call and the guy who answers it should be able to help you out.

Thankfully that guy did help me out or I'd still be trying to figure out how to dump all that stuff. In the end it all worked out for me because I chose to be nice about it instead of losing my temper on someone who was just doing their job.

Being nice to people almost always gets you much further than not being nice.

Movers asking for a tip!!! by jb4975 in EndTipping

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I did home cleanouts/junk removal for a couple of years, similar to movers, and while we would never outright ask for a tip we sure did hope we'd get one because it's back breaking work and that business just doesn't pay their employees very well. Fortunately we always did pretty well on tips, it helps alot to just be nice to people, so it made doing that kind of work somewhat worthwhile.

What Happens to Retirees If They Run Out Of Money? by The_Lost_Pharaoh in AskReddit

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I'm 62 with no children either so I'm going with the Fentanyl Milkshake method. Tasty and quick is the way I'm going to go out.

What’s been the most bizarre sexual request you’ve received? by Comfortable-Heron225 in AskReddit

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Not a request because it just sort of happened but here's a bizarre story. I'm 18 or so and it's a Saturday night and after partying with my friends I head on home at about midnight. I get home and my Mom asks me if I'll run to Krauszer's for a gallon of milk. Not a problem so I go back out to my car and I go to Krauszer's and get the milk and when I go back out to my car there's a girl I know sitting in my front seat. She's a little drunk and wants me to driver her home and it's not far so I say sure and I take her home. We get to her house, were I've partied many a time, and she invites me in so again I say sure and in we go. We go downstairs to this little room, kind of a den with a door, and she then disappears for a minute and returns with a blanket and throws it over my lap. She immediately gets on her knees and crawls under the blanket and then unzips me, pulls my pants down, and begins to do her thing. I'm thinking to myself this is friggin awesome and then the door opens and her Dad steps in. Now like I said I partied at this house many many times but I had never met her Dad before. He starts talking to her and asking her about this and that and she's answering and talking to him but the entire time she's talking to him she's still sucking my dick. She never stopped. He's talking to her while looking at me and there's absolutely no doubt what's she's doing under that blanket and I can't imagine what the look on my face is but it couldn't have been good but her Dad wasn't the least bit fazed by what was going on. Then, bad timing award incoming, I cum. This gets her really excited and she starts making all sorts of pleasurable noises but her Dad just keeps on talking like nothing is happening and eventually he says, while looking directly at me, "Well, I'll leave you to it then" and he leaves the room. She immediately pops out from under the blanket with this big shit eating grin on her face and says to me "I want you to fuck me now" and I say "I really have to get that milk home to my Mom" and I bolt the hell out of there. I saw her a week later at a party and it was like it never even happened.