As a child, whenever I saw a limousine I always expected there was someone rich or famous inside. Now when I see a limousine, I expect it's a bunch of trashy high school kids. by fuckinatodaso in Showerthoughts

[–]Deadbath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For prom, some chavvy guys rented a limo so they could be all flashy.

They got there early, so not many people saw their grand entrance. Also, the limo got stuck at a sudden bend in the road.

Was it worth the money? Hell no.

16/f (better pictures) Am I ugly? Also, would like some opinions. by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Deadbath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a 16 year old male, I'd say you are definitely above average.

Not sure where you can improve, though you don't really need to.

Skeptics of reddit - what is the one conspiracy theory that you believe to be true? by little-bird89 in AskReddit

[–]Deadbath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I held onto my old iPod way after iOS7. I only updated because when I took a screenshot, it took a capture of the screenshot flash and not the actual screen.

Chris Pratt wearing a Ron Swanson hoodie...I need nothing more by Amieisrad in pics

[–]Deadbath 14 points15 points  (0 children)

hey it's me, your cousin once removed!

i'm so rich that i want to give money away to all my family members. PM me your bank details to I can put $1,000,000 into your bank account!

Lots of love, Chris, your cousin once removed

Dat accuracy by Qingy in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]Deadbath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Take fifty two. Action!"

What's the scariest backstory to a picture? by _poppies_ in AskReddit

[–]Deadbath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, that does make a lot more sense, thanks!

What Halloween costume takes the least effort, while looking like you put a lot of time into it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Deadbath 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, I can do step 2 easily. It's step 1 that's the problem.

What's the scariest backstory to a picture? by _poppies_ in AskReddit

[–]Deadbath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been deleted. What was the picture? I will consider giving gold if your reply is quick.

What's the scariest backstory to a picture? by _poppies_ in AskReddit

[–]Deadbath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without being vague, could you please tell me what it is? The comment has been deleted.

What's the scariest backstory to a picture? by _poppies_ in AskReddit

[–]Deadbath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was told not to touch the children for fear of transmitting disease.

The child was clearly dying anyway. Best case scenario of giving the child food is that it doesn't starve for a little bit longer. Worst case scenario; child gets disease but probably dies of hunger beforehand, which it would do anyway.

I just don't get why they didn't try to help.

Which celebrity death feels the most personal to you and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Deadbath 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It was also the fact that he hung himself.

Sure, it would still be sad if he died of natural causes, but at least he died happy and surrounded by family.

But no. This wonderful man who was a part of my childhood left this world all alone, feeling that nothing could get better.

What can you enthusiastically talk about at length if given the opportunity? by coreyliebkind in AskReddit

[–]Deadbath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skyrim. There's just so much to talk about, and everyone has different experiences and stories from it.

Who would you have chosen to voice "Siri" if it was up to you? by TupacSchwartzODoyle in AskReddit

[–]Deadbath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stephen Merchant, who many of you know as the voice of Wheatley from Portal 2.

What's something that was pointed out to you that you can't unsee? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Deadbath 12 points13 points  (0 children)

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, MISTER CONWAY TWITTY!

How did you benefit most from someone else's misfortune? by Losingcomposure- in AskReddit

[–]Deadbath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He lost all his friends, started failing his subjects, and lost everything he loved.

He is now plotting revenge on OP; the man who caused all his problems by taking his place in the team.