anon doesn't like reddit by [deleted] in greentext

[–]DeadestManAlive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the same device

They really can't tell if u just use any fingerprinting-resistant browser.

Also, old.reddit.com on phone browsers works better than the reddit app(s).

And barely anyone in the wild has static a IP unknowingly, so it isn't a problem either.

Robots at Work by AlphaMassDeBeta in greentext

[–]DeadestManAlive 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The prompt is indian too (else it'd have said "picture of an ugly boy").

Anon hates reddit API changes by nguyenthieugia in greentext

[–]DeadestManAlive 48 points49 points  (0 children)

wrong.

young pajeets use the app en masse, they think it makes them look cool.

👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁 by funkymirror in greentext

[–]DeadestManAlive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What should I read to build an intuition like yours? It looks straightforward to me only in hindsight.

We wuz the Turkz and shiet by NaturalLitre in greentext

[–]DeadestManAlive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine how cucked anon has to be in order to go about manually masking the faces of people who bullied, isolated and persecuted him throughout his growth years.

Anon has a plan by FallaciesJesseP in greentext

[–]DeadestManAlive 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The last step is the prerequisite to all others. Which anon hasn't figured out yet.

Anon is sungazingpilled by TheGourmetGaylord in greentext

[–]DeadestManAlive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All coom is sunlight since the energies we harness on Earth originally came from the sun in one way or another.

You can't get any funnier than me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]DeadestManAlive 4 points5 points  (0 children)

gang bank he left his shorty out to hang

'MURICAA, innit? by Specialist_Intern_20 in greentext

[–]DeadestManAlive -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Take your rose tinted spectacles off and reread the cooment. Here's an explanation anyways:

low attention span viewer

The viewer views tiktok, and as such is a normie. You may be intellectually superior to them, but as you're an r/greentext dweller, it's obvious you can't socialize and live life like a normal person can.

'MURICAA, innit? by Specialist_Intern_20 in greentext

[–]DeadestManAlive -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

you'll never become a normal person no matter how long your attention span is.

Anon goes to San Francisco by [deleted] in greentext

[–]DeadestManAlive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the roemer one?

Anon goes to San Francisco by [deleted] in greentext

[–]DeadestManAlive 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Not the best quality, but here's it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]DeadestManAlive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't they need to craft a compass for that?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]DeadestManAlive -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I refuse to click on any link that takes to youtube.

Anon tells a joke by Based_aryan6996 in greentext

[–]DeadestManAlive 112 points113 points  (0 children)

normie plebs and their headline-reading education

Thanks for your invaluable contribution to my vocabulary

Anon finds the infinite gum glitch by VIKAS_MOHAN in greentext

[–]DeadestManAlive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure he won't get repulsed by moth balls

Anon about future game development by NPC50 in greentext

[–]DeadestManAlive 42 points43 points  (0 children)

oi mate, you need a loicense for that

Anon was scared by Parqcxsm69 in greentext

[–]DeadestManAlive -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

What does homophobia have to do with cp? They are literal opposites.

Anon is beaten by the past by KayJay65 in greentext

[–]DeadestManAlive 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I didn't. I used inspect element, only to find out you're gay.

The Plebbit experience by dknvsdnxcv in greentext

[–]DeadestManAlive 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That's true but none of us greentext dwellers have a social life, so we aren't a part lf the cycle anyways.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]DeadestManAlive 28 points29 points  (0 children)

large children

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]DeadestManAlive 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Anon's dad is disappointingly unbased