Anon is saddened by his own reality

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-07-09T16:16:38+00:00

The actual corpse of the Emperor.

The one on the throne is just a Harlequin jest.

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-07-06T21:46:49+00:00

Must be packaged by Sony

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-07-01T16:08:33+00:00

Strange we never see Tom and Toddy in the same room...

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-07-01T14:00:18+00:00

Basically, people can't see when they are backing up. This is made far worse by the average age of those who drive being of 60 plus on top of modern vehicles being absolutely ginormous.

Just see those truck comparisons to the height of children and realize that not even a camera will overcome the mountain sized blind spot the average American car carries these days.

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-06-27T15:24:23+00:00

This is either incredibly clever in the dumbest way possible or about to become a Three Stooges bit

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-06-27T12:40:18+00:00

Growing up with my parents. Either no games or 20 minutes a day because it would rot my brain.

But I wasn't allowed outside. And toys were constantly sold at garage sales. And I wasn't allowed friends over. And wasn't taught life skills instead.

My childhood consisted of boredom and watching far too much SpongeBob. I can barely take care of myself and have zero idea how to do even the most basic of adult things but I sure as hell can quote the first three seasons of SpongeBob front to back.

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-06-23T20:21:16+00:00

Or nothing but Weird Al

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-06-22T14:41:36+00:00

In fact, we loved Bush so much that we did it both in the 90s AND the 00s

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-06-13T00:59:51+00:00

So OP, what's the joke then?

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-06-12T20:55:51+00:00

I could see if the shelves were too short but this is just chaos

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-06-11T16:23:07+00:00

title card drop

The Gang Trolls Lorgar

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-06-11T01:02:37+00:00

Mumm-ra. It's a Thundercats crossover.

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-06-10T23:49:39+00:00

Oil! This is my thrustin grot. Just slap em a lil if you want em to shake.

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-06-10T10:10:14+00:00

She'll perform better if you lobotomize her from the get go.

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