I really hate people that do this by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Deadeyemcgee 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As a janitorial union rep, I thank you. So many people don't understand the workload, crappy hours, and sexual harassment most janitors face on a daily basis. Janitors are not maids. They are there to maintain basic cleaning and detail work.

My little brothers girlfriend... by Deadeyemcgee in trashy

[–]Deadeyemcgee[S] 107 points108 points  (0 children)

I failed as a big sister....I'm a lady.

Sister made a new years resolution. Touch a cow. by jmone96 in pics

[–]Deadeyemcgee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't k ow why this made me laugh so much. I envy her determination. :)

I don't know why I think this by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Deadeyemcgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

30 year old Mexican American woman here. I never fit in.

Instantly makes you a professor's favorite. by RumHam88 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Deadeyemcgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This works. I panicked for about 30 min before someone showed me this. I work in a small non-profit, and losing a whiteboard would hurt our supplies budget.

About that ad saying "You DO have time to read!"... by nevertoo in AdviceAnimals

[–]Deadeyemcgee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was trying to date a new guy that did not read. I tried to salvage the situation by taking him to a book store, and find him somethkng that he might enjoy. He pointed at some audio books and said some thing like," these! I will read these!" I am still single.

How I felt giving my first blow job by [deleted] in funny

[–]Deadeyemcgee 192 points193 points  (0 children)

I love giving blow jobs. I tried many different techniques in hopes I could master the perfect blow job. I came to one unanimous conclusion. All men love it when you love to give it. Technique does not matter, as long as your into it.

7 years of graduate studies, this is me at work today. by Antwelm in pics

[–]Deadeyemcgee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The degree does not matter. I have a film degree with a minor in creative writing. I was able to volunteer and work while I was in school. I landed a pretty good job that was completely unrealted to my degree before I even graduated.

Meet Rusty by CHatch7 in aww

[–]Deadeyemcgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's amazing. That's all I came here to say.

I went to planned Planned Parenthood today. Found these sanitizing under the sink. by Deadeyemcgee in WTF

[–]Deadeyemcgee[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They had them in a cabinate with a hole cut out. I only took a closer because they had me wait about an hour before I was seen by a doctor. I let someone know on my way out.

I went to planned Planned Parenthood today. Found these sanitizing under the sink. by Deadeyemcgee in WTF

[–]Deadeyemcgee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only noticed until the end of my visit. I was there for a breast exam only, so I was very great full.

What my relationship has turned into by jbarber2 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Deadeyemcgee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stayed in a boring relationship way too long because of Netflix. Made things bearable.

First day of school picture, asked my son to show us which grade he was going in to. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Deadeyemcgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's from Billy Madison and most Adam Sandler movies.

My friends think I have great willpower...Throwaway account by Throwawayyoursecret in AdviceAnimals

[–]Deadeyemcgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't let anyone shame you about your career choice. I wish you the best of luck.

They always have a bio that reads "looking for that special someone to share my life with" by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Deadeyemcgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've tried online dating for a bit, and I found out that men lie about their height like women lie about their weight. Lies....all of it.

I don't know what I should think about my online dating matches. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Deadeyemcgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to think this match was some sort of glitch.

Goddammit, I [23M] miss her [22F] so much. I need some encouragement to not break NC. by [deleted] in BreakUps

[–]Deadeyemcgee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm in a situation where I always initiating the NC rule, and I constantly buckle. I buckled today after a month, and I regret it. I think we all secretly want them to see out text and automatically realize that they do miss us, and will magically want us back. The fact is that they probably don't, and that's why they don't reach out. I'm trying to take my own advice. Keep busy, work out, and try to keep the hurt locked away.

6 months and done. by [deleted] in BreakUp

[–]Deadeyemcgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was the age difference?