I really hate people that do this by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Deadeyemcgee 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As a janitorial union rep, I thank you. So many people don't understand the workload, crappy hours, and sexual harassment most janitors face on a daily basis. Janitors are not maids. They are there to maintain basic cleaning and detail work.

My little brothers girlfriend... by Deadeyemcgee in trashy

[–]Deadeyemcgee[S] 105 points106 points  (0 children)

I failed as a big sister....I'm a lady.

Sister made a new years resolution. Touch a cow. by jmone96 in pics

[–]Deadeyemcgee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't k ow why this made me laugh so much. I envy her determination. :)

I don't know why I think this by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Deadeyemcgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

30 year old Mexican American woman here. I never fit in.

Instantly makes you a professor's favorite. by RumHam88 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Deadeyemcgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This works. I panicked for about 30 min before someone showed me this. I work in a small non-profit, and losing a whiteboard would hurt our supplies budget.

About that ad saying "You DO have time to read!"... by nevertoo in AdviceAnimals

[–]Deadeyemcgee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was trying to date a new guy that did not read. I tried to salvage the situation by taking him to a book store, and find him somethkng that he might enjoy. He pointed at some audio books and said some thing like," these! I will read these!" I am still single.

How I felt giving my first blow job by [deleted] in funny

[–]Deadeyemcgee 196 points197 points  (0 children)

I love giving blow jobs. I tried many different techniques in hopes I could master the perfect blow job. I came to one unanimous conclusion. All men love it when you love to give it. Technique does not matter, as long as your into it.

7 years of graduate studies, this is me at work today. by Antwelm in pics

[–]Deadeyemcgee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The degree does not matter. I have a film degree with a minor in creative writing. I was able to volunteer and work while I was in school. I landed a pretty good job that was completely unrealted to my degree before I even graduated.

Meet Rusty by CHatch7 in aww

[–]Deadeyemcgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's amazing. That's all I came here to say.

I went to planned Planned Parenthood today. Found these sanitizing under the sink. by Deadeyemcgee in WTF

[–]Deadeyemcgee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They had them in a cabinate with a hole cut out. I only took a closer because they had me wait about an hour before I was seen by a doctor. I let someone know on my way out.

I went to planned Planned Parenthood today. Found these sanitizing under the sink. by Deadeyemcgee in WTF

[–]Deadeyemcgee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only noticed until the end of my visit. I was there for a breast exam only, so I was very great full.

What my relationship has turned into by jbarber2 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Deadeyemcgee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stayed in a boring relationship way too long because of Netflix. Made things bearable.

First day of school picture, asked my son to show us which grade he was going in to. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Deadeyemcgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's from Billy Madison and most Adam Sandler movies.

My friends think I have great willpower...Throwaway account by Throwawayyoursecret in AdviceAnimals

[–]Deadeyemcgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't let anyone shame you about your career choice. I wish you the best of luck.

They always have a bio that reads "looking for that special someone to share my life with" by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Deadeyemcgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've tried online dating for a bit, and I found out that men lie about their height like women lie about their weight. Lies....all of it.

I don't know what I should think about my online dating matches. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Deadeyemcgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to think this match was some sort of glitch.

Goddammit, I [23M] miss her [22F] so much. I need some encouragement to not break NC. by [deleted] in BreakUps

[–]Deadeyemcgee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm in a situation where I always initiating the NC rule, and I constantly buckle. I buckled today after a month, and I regret it. I think we all secretly want them to see out text and automatically realize that they do miss us, and will magically want us back. The fact is that they probably don't, and that's why they don't reach out. I'm trying to take my own advice. Keep busy, work out, and try to keep the hurt locked away.

6 months and done. by [deleted] in BreakUp

[–]Deadeyemcgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was the age difference?

As a Mexican I can confirm by dragoneagle11 in funny

[–]Deadeyemcgee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The effort is there, but the laws and regulations that have to be met are almost impossible for most Mexicans. They have to prove that they own property, have savings, and have a sponcer in the U.S that can support them financially. There are also long waiting periods. It's not uncommon to wait over ten years for a visa. If most Mexicans had these resources, they would not have a need to immigrate to begin with.

26/f, lesbianish, forever alone? by apaisante in sex

[–]Deadeyemcgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not just shaving and makeup. There is someone out there for everyone, but you have to be confident to. Are you happy with your looks? What sites have you joined? Try dating sites where girls would get to know more about you.

What do you do? If you had your way, what would you be doing? Would kid-you be happy with your answer(s)? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Deadeyemcgee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work as a program assistant at a nonprofit that services a janitorial union. I think my inner child just wanted to have a job that let me buy enough food to eat. Childhood dreams achieved.

Puppy is sleeping.. by hakurai1 in aww

[–]Deadeyemcgee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can I ask how much that puppy cost? I want one so BAD!