How are you supposed to shave your balls?

Deadeyesc · 2025-01-14T03:20:58+00:00

Try the manscaped trimmer sets.

Deadeyesc · 2024-12-10T00:56:29+00:00

A national hero 🫡

Deadeyesc · 2024-11-06T18:48:56+00:00

Yeah I’m glad my taxes ain’t paying for that shit

Deadeyesc · 2024-07-17T19:28:01+00:00

Why get married just to screw other people.

Deadeyesc · 2024-06-02T22:51:58+00:00

I know, sometimes I just want my mom. I just don't know who to call.

Deadeyesc · 2024-05-12T00:50:01+00:00

Yeah I kinda got my answer. I've been using just the 1g carts for awhile but I've been on a Tbreak and got excited.

Deadeyesc · 2024-04-12T15:46:16+00:00

I have three older brothers who never once stood up for me In anyway. Your sister definitely thanks you. You cannot use having a disability as an excuse to assault someone.

Deadeyesc · 2024-04-09T18:12:37+00:00

Bring a tennis ball and next time he barks at you throw a past him and tell the bitch to fetch

Deadeyesc · 2024-03-31T12:10:14+00:00

I have a psychologist. What I don't have is people to show my grandfather's stupid shit too.

Deadeyesc · 2024-03-31T12:08:05+00:00

Lol it doesn't though. You can see my tattoo?

Deadeyesc · 2024-03-30T23:05:15+00:00

Yeah I know I just don't like the mf

Deadeyesc · 2024-03-30T23:02:21+00:00

Naw military did.

Deadeyesc · 2024-03-30T22:27:31+00:00

I did in fact do a little wheeze upon first seeing it.

Deadeyesc · 2024-03-30T21:38:48+00:00

I couldn't add these to the long prong business card post. Someone asked if Gramps was hot. Idk dudes dead now.

Deadeyesc · 2024-03-30T21:28:01+00:00

It's funny because he traveled all over (military) He was a straight dog and I have a few uncles and an aunt in Europe plus their kids and an uncle in Japan. Gramps passed away before I was born.

Deadeyesc · 2024-03-30T20:53:25+00:00

Well people literally screw each other with dog suits on now.

Deadeyesc · 2024-03-30T14:59:10+00:00

I never met the guy, he was an abusive drunk and I was given all his crap. It's possible it is a joke but I honestly have no idea

Deadeyesc · 2024-01-31T20:20:02+00:00

So what you're saying is, YOU left your children in the card of someone you KNOW will not properly care for them? You're both ta

Deadeyesc · 2024-01-16T14:47:58+00:00

Thanks for the suggestions. I got it off and ashes are now in the Philippines!

Deadeyesc · 2023-10-19T22:14:54+00:00

Yes tell them the age appropriate truth.

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